a sign that i should’ve stopped drinking earlier in my life
he was nice but smelled like alcohol
my reaction: I remember meeting my friend’s mom years ago while helping him move into a new apartment and his mom said, “he was nice but smelled like alcohol.” I haven’t had a drink in 5 years. Now when people see me they say, “he is nice… he smells like sober”.
kia blankie
I love putting a blanket on me while on the couch at the end of the day. It doesn’t matter how hot it is. I just need a nice comfy blanket to comfort me at the end of the day. It makes me feel secure and cozy. I wonder if criminals do the same thing. I’d have to imagine the Kia Boyz after a day of jacking cars go home cozy up on the couch to a nice blankie. They have to be exhausted and stressed out. Carjacking is not a breeze. It has to be a stressful job. What better way to relieve some stress by spending the evening on a nice plush couch with a fleece lined blanket to keep warm.
bed knife
I walked pass by my stepdaughter’s room and noticed that there was knife sitting on her bed. It was just any knife; it was a switchblade. It could cause some damage. It frightened me. Who plays with a knife on the bed? Psychopaths. Your bed should be just for sleeping not playing with weapons. I’m going to start locking the door before I go to bed. It’s not just a threat to me but also a threat to her. How are you going to slide into bed when a knife is on your mattress? Going to bed is going to be very dangerous. How’d you cut yourself? I tried going to bed.
watch bay
Remember the TV show Baywatch from the 1990s. The show was about lifeguards on the beach. Every episode was about a lifeguard saving someone’s life. It was very predictable. How many times can you watch someone potentially drown? Shut down the beach if there is that many problems. Too many life-threatening situations at this beach. I wouldn’t go to this beach. This beach seemed curse. I’m not swimming at this beach. I’d just go to the local community pool. I’ve seen way too many people almost lose their lives at this beach.
hug me now
I’m not a good hugger when it comes to acquaintances or people I haven’t seen in a while. However, I’m working on it. I’m not sure if I should hug them or not. I don’t know how to read people’s minds. I’m sure if they even want to be hugged. It’s like going in for a kiss on a first date. Both people lean in just a little bit, there’s some hesitancy, and a bit of awkward silence. I don’t want to hug someone and get slapped with an assault case. It’s like you almost have to ask for consent for a hug. The best way to hug someone is to ask. Just say, “I’m a hugger. I need a hug. I need human touch. I’m lonely. Please hug me. This will help me through the day.” Then I’m sure the other person will feel sorry for you and hug you.
about kraut
One day last week both of my teen stepdaughters were eating sauerkraut. They must’ve watched the same Tik Tok video on the health benefits of sauerkraut. They both said, “I saw that sauerkraut will help my stomach issues.” You know what will help your stomach issues not eating a McFlurry every day. I’m not sure how much sauerkraut you have to eat to cure your stomach issues but I’m sure it’s a lot. You can’t just have a scoop of sauerkraut and be cured. I’ve had many a brats with sauerkraut and my stomach has always hurt. I guess that was the brat. Maybe I should stick to eating a plan sauerkraut sandwich.
doogie howser moment
In conclusion, the best part of the day is cozying up with a nice blanket on the couch, watch Baywatch, and eat some sauerkraut. I don’t need to hug people I can just hug my blanket. I don’t need to ask for consent from my blanket. My blanket will just hug me back. The only thing I have to worry about is if I sit on a knife. I’m aware because I smell sober and will be ready for anything.