something i do to trick people into thinking i brush my teeth put peppermint oil on my neck my reaction:...

something i want to do as a joke join my school’s PTA my reaction: I want to join my son’s school...

something i’m sick of hearing parents say you don’t have to tell me…i get it… my reaction: Anytime...

something my mom said when I used to ask her ‘what’s for dinner’ poop on toast my reaction: Every...

something i do for fun as an adult go to a car wash my reaction: I like to go get a car wash for...

something i overheard a guy tell his wife don’t ask me any questions when we get home my reaction:....

something i did that i haven’t done in 20 years go on a camping trip my reaction: At first, I was...

something i say to my gf during an argument so you going to dump me now? my reaction: Anytime me...

something I’ve been repeating lately i’m living my best life my reaction: Whenever I say “I’m living...