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something i do to trick people into thinking i brush my teeth
put peppermint oil on my neck
my reaction:...
something i want to do as a joke
join my school’s PTA
my reaction: I want to join my son’s school...
something i’m sick of hearing parents say
you don’t have to tell me…i get it…
my reaction: Anytime...
something my mom said when I used to ask her ‘what’s for dinner’
poop on toast
my reaction: Every...
something i do for fun as an adult
go to a car wash
my reaction: I like to go get a car wash for...
something i overheard a guy tell his wife
don’t ask me any questions when we get home
my reaction:....
something i did that i haven’t done in 20 years
go on a camping trip
my reaction: At first, I was...
something i say to my gf during an argument
so you going to dump me now?
my reaction: Anytime me...
something I’ve been repeating lately
i’m living my best life
my reaction: Whenever I say “I’m living...
something that distracts me when talking to another guy
their nose hairs
my reaction: I was talking...
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