a deep thought….maybe
If you don’t get scared by horror movies are they still horror movies?
my reaction: I have a friend who watches horror movies and he doesn’t get scared. He doesn’t think they are scary at all. They are normal movies to him. I’m quite the opposite. I get scared of horror movies instantly. I get more scared of romantic comedies. I’m even more scared of romance than a serial killer.
binge good
A lot of people I know binge TV shows on Netflix. I can’t binge. I feel too unproductive. I feel like a waste. Instead, I binge chores such as washing dishes, doing laundry, and picking up after everyone’s mess in the house. I binge work. I binge all my paperwork that needs to be done at my job on Mondays. I binge writing my reports. I binge checking my email. I binge healthy food. I binge self help books. I binge for good. Binge for good.
going to a place
My next door neighbor told me that my step daughter is ‘going places’ because she listened to some advice he gave her about school. Me and her mother were very confused because our daughter rarely leaves the house. The only place she is going is the couch and the fridge for a late night snack. When you say someone is ‘going places’ it’s usually reserved for people who have potential and are going to make a change in the world. Adults will say it about a young kid who is motivated to make a difference. I guess he is right in a way. She is going places like tiktok, snapchat, and youtube. I guess that counts as a place.
dab dad
My step daughter’s 16 year old boyfriend dabbed me up when he was over at the house. Long gone is the traditional hand shake. I guess I should be glad I even got a dab. Some parents would feel disrespected by a dab but not me. I felt so much respect. He didn’t have to ‘dab me up’. I actually prefer a dab over a handshake from a teenage boy. I don’t want to shake hands with a teen whose been eating Cheetos all day.
side piece
Always get a side salad when you order a pizza. You need to balance the copious amount of cheese and gluten you are going to eat. Trust me, it’ll make you feel better. Just do it. It’s a good balance. Even if it’s just a piece of lettuce, one tomato, or a slice of cucumber. It’s better than nothing. That’s my health tip from a person who is not a nutritionist.
jr. mechanic
My passenger side headlight was out on my car so I had to change it. This is one of the few things I know how to do on a car. I know how to change a light bulb on a car. It sounds easy but it’s kind’ve hard to reach. I popped my hood of my car in my driveway and acted like I was some big car mechanic. If you have your hood popped you look like you seem you know what you’re doing. It was pretty easy changing the bulb. I exchanged the light bulbs and slammed the car hood like I was in a pit crew at the Indy 500. I wiped my hands together and then hit the roof of the car. Job well done. I could be a light bulb car mechanic.
doogie howser moment
Remember if your going to binge, binge good. Binge scary movies until they are not scary. Binge doing productive things like working on your car. Binge eat a salad while you eat a pizza. In conclusion, if you binge good things you’ll end up going places. Dab me up.