not so fun fact about me
I’m scared to fly alone.
my reaction: I feel like an unaccompanied minor when I fly alone on on a airplane even though I’m 41. I know I’m technically not alone but I like to have another adult to accompany me just in case I need to hold someone’s hand.
ol yeller
My gf finally yelled at her kids. Historically she is not a yeller. She does not raise her voice. I’ve noticed recently that she has been yelling a lot. Finally, life has beaten her down and taken a toll on her. Join the club. I applauded for her yelling. It made me very happy. I took her aside one day and stated how proud I was of her. That yelling you displayed last night made a difference. It really warmed my heart. I thought I was the only one getting annoyed in this family. I’m glad she is doing her part and getting mad. It has brought us even more together. I hope she yells more.
phone less
Some people will say they feel naked with out their phone. That’s how dependent people are on phones these days. Phones are more like computers though. However I never felt naked when I was away from my computer growing up though. For me personally I’ve never felt naked without a phone. I’ve felt free. I’ve felt less stressed. I feel naked when I’m naked. To people who say they feel naked without a phone, I want to knock them out of their hands to make them feel naked. I want them to get uncomfortable. I want to see them cover their private parts in horror as I slap away their iPhone out.
gross me out
Do you ever feel gross? There are some days I feel gross. There is no rhyme or reason to it. I just feel gross. I had one of these days recently. I just felt like a gross piece of human. I felt gross in my own skin. It doesn’t matter how nice I feel, I just feel gross. I could be dressed for success and just showered and I feel gross. It’s okay to have a gross day. Allow yourself to have a gross day but make sure you still wash your hands.
ninja carl
You ever had to start a new job and been uncomfortable because you didn’t know anyone so you make friends with the first person you meet there. You are so desperate to meet someone that you pick the easiest person to talk to without doing any background work to see if you’re compatible with this person. It’s not a good idea because you end up picking the wrong person and they are annoying. You have nothing in common but you have to be friends because you chose them first. I did this with a guy named Carl. I had to be all in with being his work friend. He was kind of annoying, wierd, and odd. He talked about how he wanted to be a ninja. I think that’s great Carl but you file papers in a cubicle all day. I’ve tried to slowly fade him out of the rotation of work friends but there’s no escaping ninja Carl.
social fun
My step kids don’t socialize outside of the house so I’ve been leaving the house in a passive aggressive manner. My reasoning is I’ll show them by doing something fun that they don’t want to do by leaving the house even though they could care less. I’ll go on a social outing to try to get them out of the house but they won’t budge. I’ll come back and say “wow… the park was amazing. I got to breathe air today.” I’ll think I’m having so much fun and living the life to the fullest while they are content on the couch. My plan of leaving the house is not working.
doogie howser moment
In conclusion, we’ve all felt gross once in awhile no matter what the circumstance is. Maybe you’ve felt gross because you lost your phone and felt naked. Maybe you felt gross for yelling at your kids. If you’ve ever gotten off a plane you’ve probably felt gross. Get out and enjoy life but whatever you do don’t mess with ninja Carl.