something I do to much of
vacuum my living room carpet
my reaction: I will uneccessarily vacuum my clean living room carpet just so I can see the lines on it. It doesn’t need to be vacuumed, I just vacuumed a few hours ago. I need to see those lines. Some people do lines of cocaine, I do lines of vacuuming.
kia girl
My 16-year-old stepdaughter recently got a car. Her parents bought her a 2019 Nissan. Her car is newer than mine. I have a 2006. I didn’t know they made Nissans still. They paid $9,000 for a used Nissan. I feel like that’s a lot of money for a Nissan. Can’t you buy new Nissans for that much? She should’ve gotten a Kia. She could’ve been a Kia Girl. I sat in the car to check it out. It smelled like someone had been using it for Uber. It had a puke scent to it. I’m pretty sure someone just puked in the car a few weeks ago. She bought a $9,000 puke mobile.
artificial yea
All the commercials I see on TV are for AI or fast food. It’s either for Artificial Intelligence or Artificial Food. I don’t know what’s worse. AI taking over or a cheeseburger taking over my small intestine. I would buy a AI robot to eat fast food. I used to be scared of AI. Now I don’t care. Have AI take us over. AI should rule all of us. We already complain about everything anyways. What’s the difference? Maybe we won’t complain. AI will complain for us.
break lunch
I’ve been intermittent fasting which basically means skipping breakfast. Intermittent fasting sounds too professional when in reality it’s just starving. It’s not eating breakfast until noon. They used to say breakfast was the most important meal of the day. I used to eat Fruity Pebbles every morning. I’m sure I would’ve been okay if I missed a bowl of Fruity P. I know a lot of women who skip breakfast, and they seem healthy. They have longer life spans than men. I’m trying to live long too. Long live me.
gray all day
I’m at that stage in life where people say, “oh you’re getting gray”. I think ‘oh you’re getting mean’. Yes, it’s true. I have grays coming in on the side of my head and beard. It’s a part of life. People are just looking for something to point out. I’m well aware that I have grays. I have a mirror. I’m not going to have luscious black hair forever. You don’t tell senior citizens they are getting gray even though they are full of gray. Actually I’m guilty of saying my friends have gray hair. I’m the number one culprit. It’s the first thing I look at when I see a friend I haven’t seen in awhile. I look to see if they have more grays than I do and if they do I’m happy.
live mas
Taco Bell’s slogan is Live Mas. I don’t think you are “living mas” if you’re eating Taco Bell. I think you’re living less. Mas means ‘more’ in Spanish. If you eat Taco Bell you are crapping mas and regretting your choices mas. Maybe they mean it as ‘live mas’ take a chance and eat our food. Go ahead. Take a risk. See what happens. Live Mas. It finally makes sense. It’s a food challenge.
doogie howser moment
In conclusion, I need AI in my life. I need AI to vacuum for me. I need AI to get the puke scent out from my stepdaughter’s car. I need AI to color my grays so I look trendy again. AI should just make a clone of me. It can intermittent fast for me. I’m just trying to live mas. With AI I will be able to live mas.