something kids can’t say when they get older
back in my day
my reaction: Kids these days can’t say “back in my day” when they get older because nothing is hard for them. All they do is swipe, stare, and look at a screen. They can’t talk about how hard their fingers got tired from texting. They can’t act like being on a screen is tough. There is no reason for them to say “back in my day we used to hold our phones for hours”. They can’t act like thier victims of their own priveleged childhood.
high goals
I can’t wait to get high with my kids. I have so much fun with them now, I can’t imagine all the fun I’ll have with them on weed. They are only 1 and 6 years old so it will be awhile. Imagine all the funny stuff they say now but on weed it’s going to be 10x more funny. My son will say, “Hey dad you’re my dad” and then we all laugh. We will get the munchies, watch cartoons, and laugh about the dumb stuff we said. I’m counting the years until I can get high with them.
relationship rules
My 16 year old step daughter has been in a relationship for over a year. She told me she has 3 rules for her relationship which are no drinking, no vaping, and no cheating. She should write a book on how to have a stable and healthy relationship. I believe she had another rule which is no going to parties. I love her rules. It’s so basic and simple. My favorite rule is no cheating. No cheating shouldn’t be a rule. It should just be something you don’t do. I like the no drinking and vaping but she is setting the bar low for relationship stipulations. I can’t judge them because so far her rules have been working.
dave n busted
I was at Dave N Busters and saw that the mangers have to wear business casual. I’m confused on why managers have to dress in business casual, they are in charge of video games. It’s a grown up arcade. There is no reason for anyone to be dressed up for an arcade. They serve dive bar food and snacks. No one needs to be in a suit and tie and have to apologize to a customer about their soggy french fries. You don’t need someone looking corporate because a whack a mole game machine ate a kid’s quarters. I’m sure Dave and Buster don’t even dress that nice.
2023
I was at local fitness center and I read a dry erase board where people wrote their 2023 proudest accomplishments. A lot of people wrote things that made sense like losing weight, graduating college, or getting a new job. One person wrote as an accomplishment that they met their internet friends. That was by far my favorite to read. I didn’t know that could be an accomplishment. But the more I think about it, it is probably harder to meet your internet friend than graduating college, because you never know if that person is real or not.
over the left
My gf will always keep leftovers in the fridge even though she doesn’t eat them. It might be my biggest pet peeve in our relationship. Our leftovers will stay in the fridge for weeks if I don’t throw them away. It will spoil and mold before she does anything to our leftovers. It makes me stew inside. I will be at work and think about all the leftovers in our fridge that she should throw away but won’t. I eventually will end up throwing the leftovers in a fit of rage. I will swear and cuss at the mashed potatoes that she should’ve thrown away days ago. All these leftovers are taking over prime real estate in our fridge and in my head. It’s not healthy.
doogie howser moment
In conclusion, I realize you can learn a lot from your kids. You can learn how to have a healthy relationship, just don’t drink, vape, go to parties, and cheat. Learning from the youth may be my proudest moment of 2023. In other news, it doesn’t matter where you work, always dress for success. Lastly, I can’t wait to get high with my kids and eat the leftovers in the fridge because that’s what we did back in my day.