something I need to buy
a water bottle
my reaction: I went to TJ Maxx to look for a cheap water bottle which apparently doesn’t exist. I saw that they had a water bottle for $29.99. If I buy a $30 water bottle I’m using it to beat the person who made it.
taco belly
My teen step daughters are good kids because they don’t go out and do anything. They’ve never been to a party. The furthest they go somewhere on the weekend is our living room. Our biggest fear as parents is what they eat, not if they will smoke pot or drink. Our biggest fear is if they eat fast food. After one of their basketball games my gf was concerned because they didn’t come home immediately. She went on her iPhone to find out that they went to Taco Bell. I thought my gf was going to ground them for going there. That’s our biggest fear as parents, not teen pregnancy but a nacho belgrande. A baby is not going to come out of them but diarehhea will.
tv baby
I’m suprised that their arn’t more babies on TV shows. Every sex scene no one is ever wearing protection. Is every woman on the pill in these shows? Are they not showing the guys pull out? What’s going on? Every girl should be pregnant in every drama series on Netflix, HBO Max, and Prime. There’s too many sex scenes where people aren’t practicing safe sex. They are reckless. It’s not good for our kids to be watching these shows. Just once can they show a guy ruin the mood and put on a condom.
birthday madness
I thought my son didn’t get invited to one of his classmate’s birthday parties. I heard a group of other parents talk about it after school and realized we never got an invitation. I thought I was cool with the parent and my son was friends with the kid. I went off when I got home. I was cussing up a storm when I found out that he wasn’t invited. A few days later I found out we were invited because the parent didn’t have the right phone number and we never got the invitation. I was real close to never talking to that parent again.
wrong parent
I always make the mistake of talking to the wrong person be it at work, my son’s school, or out in public. I end up picking the quiet guy who doesn’t say much or at least I thought he didn’t say much. The quiet ones are always the wierd ones to talk to. They have so much pent up thoughts and when they find someone who will listen to them they just unload. I always become a makeshift therapist for these people. I just wanted to be an acquaintence not a best friend. I feel obligated to talk to them and listen because I’m too nice to say no or cut things off. This one parent at school goes from talking about work, his wife, and then only eating Raisin Bran.
trolls
I love a good troll. A troll is a person who posts mean messages online to provoke others into displaying emotional responses. I don’t like trolls that are lazy, mean, and careless. I want a troll that takes his time. I like a troll that is creative, fun, and well written when they are being mean. Say something that will make me laugh not just “you suck”. Be good at what you do even if it’s mean.
doogie howser moment
I’m not a troll but I do want to troll people who buy $30 water bottles. I want to troll the makers of a $30 water bottle. Maybe I should become a full time troll. I would be less passive aggressive and just be direct and mean. I wouldn’t get mad at not getting invited to a party when I really was invited to a party. I would be able to cut off conversations from people I don’t like in the moment. In conclusion, I hope my teen step daughters learn their lesson from eating Taco Bell. I’m not going to troll them but the burrito they just ate will ‘troll’ them. I guess eating Taco Bell is better than being pregnant.