a candle scent you shouldn’t make
piped tobacco
my reaction: I have a scented candle in my house that is Piped Tobacco. It was given to me as a gift. It’s an odd scent to make. I feel like I’m going to get secondhand smoke from it. Every time I light it I start coughing. I wonder if they’ll make crack pipe candles next. Smell the scent of crack in your house. Turn your house into a crack house.
dad investment
I feel like I have a lot of friends that I don’t hang out with so I don’t want to make new friends. I know a lot of dads at my son’s school but I’m unsure if I really want to be friends with them. It seems like a big investment to make. I don’t want to spend time getting to know someone to see if we will gel. I don’t want to text back and forth for months to see if they are worthy to hang out with. If it’s not broke don’t fix it. I’m officially not investing in new dad friends. I’m good where I’m at right now. Sorry dads you’ll just have to hang out with your family.
weed out
I guess there’s three types of weeds now. There is indica (relaxing), sativa (energy), and hybrid which is a combination of both. I get doing indica because everyone wants to feel relaxed. I get doing sativa if you need an extra energy boost but I don’t get hybrid. Hybrid is combination of indica and sativa just in case if you don’t know what you want. No wonder people get anxiety from doing weed, they don’t if they should be tired or awake. Hybrid is going to make people bipolar.
lower basement
I have a new job which is located in the lower level of a bank building. I don’t like how they call it lower level. Lower level is just a fancy name for basement. I work in a basement. There are no windows, lighting is dim, and it’s cold. I don’t know the weather each day I come out the lower level. It’s depressing working in a lower level of a building. I didn’t realize how important windows are. Windows are the key to happiness. Through a window you can see trees, grass, sunlight, and people. If you don’t have windows you might as well be in jail.
sugar screen
My step kids are on the sugar and screen diet. It’s where they go from eating sugary snacks to their phone screens every hour. They just go back and forth from a sucker to Snapchat, Yorks to Youtube, and Popsicles to Playing Video Games. You get what I’m trying to say. It doesn’t matter what kind of sweet it is and what’s on the screen as long as it’s sugary and it’s on a screen.
little shop of horror
I root for the loser on TV shows to have sex. I just want the fictional character in my favorite show to have happiness. Maybe I see myself in these characters. It gives me hope. They say you watch what you’re missing in life. I watch a lot of comedy, so I guess I’m missing laughter. This goes for drama and action but I don’t think it goes for watching horror. I don’t like horror movies. I don’t think people watch horror movies because they are missing horror in their lives. I don’t think people want horror. No one wants to be chopped up.
doogie howser moment
I’m always trying to piece things together and wonder why things are the way they are. Maybe my step kids are on edibles and that’s why they go from sugar to screen. It could be the piped tobacco candle giving them the munchies, but I highly doubt it. I’m missing excitement in my life. My job is in a basement with no windows. I write this blog to give me excitement. I wish I was in horror movie about a Dad who meets another Dad and things go awry, because at least it would get my adrenaline going.