something I think about way too much
how did Spongebob grill all those krabby patties under water
my reaction: Spongebob SquarePants is a cartoon character that lives under the sea in a town called Bikini Bottom. He also has a job as a cook at the local restaurant Krusty Krab. I know it’s a cartoon and it’s fiction, but it’s hard for me to comprehend that he is working a grill under water. I can deal with him being a sponge that talks, lives in a pineapple, and has a friend that’s a squirrel, but I can’t get behind the fact that their is a hot grill in the ocean.
parent party
My son had a birthday party last week. He turned seven. I don’t know when the trend of parents staying at parties began but it needs to end. Parents will stay at kids birthday parties now. It should be creepy but it’s not. It’s somehow perfectly normal. I want to put on the invitation card NO PARENTS ALLOWED but that would raise more flags. I don’t think anyone would come. I think parents’ feelings would be hurt. I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. What kind of parent wants to stay at a kid’s party? Get a life. Go hang out with your old friends. And these are the same parents that say Michael Jackson was weird for having sleepovers. SMH.
open pantry
I’m jealous of my gf’s ex because his house is clean. He has clean carpets without stains. You can see all the lines after it’s been freshly vacuumed. He a nice lawn, a hot tub, and a newly furnished deck. The biggest thing I’m jealous of is his well-organized food pantry. It’s so easy to see a can of beans, noodles, and cereal. You don’t have to move bags of snacks to get the oatmeal that’s hiding in the back. Our food pantry is the complete opposite. It’s a nightmare of stale chip bags, random granola bars, and spilled rice. Our pantry looks like it went through a divorce.
you didn’t make your bed now lie in it
A teen bed is everything to a teen. It’s a chair, couch, a floor, kitchen table, and closet. A teen’s bed is multi-functional. My teen stepdaughter’s bed is full of surprises. It’s full of crumbs, unfolded laundry, and sweat. It also serves as a phone booth. It’s a nook where they can be on their phone. I’m sure their bed is full of radiation. A teen bed is a dump that is open 24/7. A teen bed is full of insecurity and awkwardness. It’s a place I’m scared to lie on. I don’t want to get teen fungi on me. Every teen bed should have caution tape around it.
bingo prez
I often see old people in my neighborhood walking and wonder why they aren’t running for president. Shouldn’t they be running for president. They qualify as a candidate. They are old. The only candidates that are currently running for president are old. Start campaigning old people. Get your lazy @ss off your walker and get in the White House. Make it happen. I don’t care if your retired. Stop playing bingo and make a change. Wheel yourself out of assisted living and start a revolution.
stress lols
I got high and looked up symptoms of anxiety and laughed. My idea of fun is getting high and laughing at symptoms. I didn’t plan on laughing, it just happened. I think it was my way of facing my fear. I was scrolling through all the symptoms of anxiety such as easily frightened, heavy chest, and overall worry. Those didn’t make me laugh but when I saw panic attack I couldn’t contain my laughter. I was full out lol. I just pictured someone having a panic attack out of nowhere like it was a surprise. I just pictured myself sitting in a living room, minding my own business, in a stress-free environment, and then all of sudden just curl up in a ball and start shaking. I guess to me that’s fun.
doogie howser moment
In conclusion, I like to learn a lesson each week. I like to build and become a better person but I’m not sure if that was the case this week. I learned to avoid teen beds at all costs. I learned that old people should run for president even if they are 90 years old and being spoon fed. I learn that if you want a clean house, you can easily clean it. I learned that parents should not go to kid’s birthday parties. I learned that I should not get high and watch SpongeBob SquarePants, but instead look at symptoms of mental health.