# 77 likeValdimir Radmanović

what if…

You know how people say “don’t mention it” when you thank them for doing a small favor. For example, “Thanks for helping me move…you’re so nice” and you respond, “ahh.. it’s nothing.. don’t mention it.”Well… what if someone said “don’t mention it” before you started talking? You wouldn’t have a conversation.

bat the signal…away

I recently watched Batman and it made me think that if I was Batman I would be at home watching Netflix praying that they don’t light up that Bat Signal. It’s 10 o’clock at night! I have to work at my real job tomorrow. Plus, I have to get the kids to school. I’m sick of volunteering for the city of Gotham. I would move to a small town and let Commissioner Gordon figure out. The bat signal makes no sense to me. What if Batman always had the drapes closed? What if it was cloudy that night? What if crime happened in the day? If a was petty theft I would wait until sunshine to do my dirty work. The Gotham PD would be like “yeah we turned on the bat signal but the sun’s out… we probably should’ve just gotten his phone number .”

read weight

I’m starting to read now. I’ve always read just not books. I’ve read emails, articles, signs, recipes, now I read books. I shop online for used books on a website called ThriftBooks. They give me the height, length, and weight of the book. Seems unnecessary. I don’t need to know the weight of a novel I’m reading. That’s never been a deal breaker when purchasing a book. I’ve never not bought a book because it weighs too much. I’m trying to read not workout. Is this a biography or a dumbbell? I’ve never said “I really wanted to read that new autobiography on LeBron James but it weighed 1.25 lbs so I passed. I only read books that weigh under a pound. Don’t want to throw out my shoulder reading Harry Potter.”

sub feed

I like how party subs give you a estimate of how many people it can feeds. A 6 foot party sub can feed up to 20-25 people. You know much 6 feet is? That’s the average height of a man. I’m 6 feet tall. My height in subs can feed 20-25 people. I could live off a party sub for a week. Would it be wrong of me to buy a party sub if I wasn’t having a party? Would they still let me? Do you think they would be like “no… you need to be throwing a party.” “I’m sorry I just want to eat my feelings”. “Ok we recommend the 8 foot sub then”.

air fried

I don’t need an Air Fyer. Why? Because I don’t need an Air Fryer in my basement in 2 years. That’s exactly where the Air Fryer will be. You don’t believe me. Where’s your Instant Pot right now? In your basement. Where’s your blender? In the basement. Where’s your George Foreman Grill? Your basement and Goodwill. Everything ends up at Goodwill. That’s how you know if something is really good or just a gimmick. How long does it take to get to Goodwill? If you see an Air Fryer at Goodwill, then don’t buy it. Too early. Someone has already given up on it.

$2 bush

I still haven’t drink in over a year but I did meet up some friends at a bar for a drink. I ordered a Busch Light to look cool. I didn’t drink out of it. I just periodically held it, would cheers my friend, and raise it up once in awhile. Unfortunately, no one looked. It was only a $2 investment so I wasn’t breaking the bank. I also ordered a Non Alcoholic beer that was $3. Not sure how NA is more expensive than a real beer? That’s like going paying more for a plane ticket to Idaho than Italy if you’re flying out of Chicago. I ended up pouring it out my Busch Light for the homies at the end of the night. Best $2 I ever spent.

pulling back the curtains

Valdimir Radmanović was selected by the Seattle SuperSonics as the 12th pick of 2001 NBA draft. He was born into a Serb family in the eastern Herzegovinian city of Trebinje in SR Bosnia and Herzegovina, SFR Yugoslavia. That town name is very long and I’m very confused to where he is actually from. While with the La Lakers, Phil Jackson called Vladimir a “space cadet” and “my favorite Martian” in reference to his being out of position and taking wild three point shots. He appeared in 737 regular season games, shot 37.8 percent from three, and averaged 8.0 points in roughly 22 minutes per game.

doogie howser moment

Reading has become very enjoyable for me. That’s definitely a sign that I’m getting older. I actually read on a Saturday night when I’m supposed to be having fun. Another reason I’m glad I’m not Batman, I’m too busy reading. Reading is very relaxing hobby. You know what is not relaxing for me? Using an Air Fryer. I don’t know how to work these gadgets. Give me an old fashioned oven. I never know what to cook anymore. Honestly, just give me a party sub, a book, and a NA. With that being said I guess I didn’t have to mention any of that.