a place where people are too confident
the gym
my reaction: There’s too much confidence at fitness clubs. I’m sick of all the confidence at the gym. People are working out with too much confidence. Bring it down a notch. The only thing intimidating about the gym is other people’s confidence.
assault and battery
I talk about phones a lot in this blog because they annoy me. I still own a flip phone. I feel like a lot of people equate their energy levels with their phone’s battery percentage. My high school step daughters are guilty of this. I heard one after school say, “in the middle of the day my phone was down to 50% battery life” like she wanted sympathy. What am I supposed to say, “sorry for your loss”. You could tell she was physically getting tired because her phone battery was low. It’s like she was in WW2 and she was wounded by a gun shot. “Guys go on without me. I can’t go any longer. My phone is at 4%. Life is not worth it anymore. Tell my family I love them.”
college town
I don’t want to live in a college town. I don’t want to see young people having the times of their lives. I would feel like I’m missing out. I don’t want to see them have fun, drink, and chill at all times of their lives while I have to work hard, be stressed, and be exhausted. I want to live in a small boring town where nothing happens. I want the old people in town to be jealous of me. All I’d have to do in a small town is go to the local park, community center, or gas station and I’d feel like I did a lot in one day.
cansas
I want to live in Kansas. I want to move to Kansas because I saw a TV show that was filmed in Kansas. The show didn’t even make Kansas seem cool. It’s not like I was in awe of Kansas and it’s booming metropolis. It looked boring but in a fun way. It seemed simple. There was no traffic. It wasn’t loud. It didn’t seem stressful. I’ve never been to Kansas but now I want to call Kansas home. I want to live a boring life in Kansas.
auddio book
I think I’m ADD. I have a hard time reading a book. My goal is to read one page a day and I still struggle with reading one page a day. I even have a hard time listening to an audio book while driving. I will have listened to an hour of an audio book and my mind will stray. I will think “what did I just listen to?”. I can’t recall anything that audio book just said. Maybe I’m sick of listening to people talk. If you don’t want to listen to people talk don’t buy an audio book especially a memoir about someone you don’t really care about.
small stuff
I sweat the small stuff even though I know I shouldn’t. The plus side of this is that I don’t sweat the big stuff. I found out that I was losing my job a month ago and I’ve been all smiles. You would’ve thought I just got a promotion or that I just won the lottery. I’ve been in a state of bliss. I get happy when news will shatter my life because I know change is coming. Change is good. Change is experience. I will always sweat the small stuff though. I’ll get mad if there is one dirty spoon in the sink but if I found out that the world is ending I would rejoice.
doogie howser moment
In conclusion, moving to a small town would save me a lot of problems. I wouldn’t have to sweat the small stuff. I’d be away from strong guys at the gym with confidence. I could sit and read a book without worrying about what other young fun people are doing. I would live a simple life in Kansas and my dreams would come true.