#228 “pout”

a sign i saw at a gas station

under new management

my reaction: Does anyone care that a gas station is under new management? No. Do we expect great customer service from a gas station? No. It’s a gas station. The main thing we need from a gas station is gas. As long as the gas works we are happy. I don’t care if the gas station is run by a 12 year old. Just let me pump my gas and be on my way.

ducking doughnuts

A Dunkin Doughnuts is being built by my work. Just what we need… more doughnuts. This Dunkin Doughnuts is going to have a drive thru. Great idea. I feel like the worse the food is the harder it should be to get. If you want a doughnut you should have to be required to run a marathon. You shouldn’t have the privilege to drive your car to a window and be handed a doughnut. You should be required to run, walk, or bike there. They should make getting healthier food easier to get. They should have fast food vegetarian places. A drive through where you can get farm fresh veggies not crullers and long johns.

emo muscles

I like to work out. It gets me going for the day. I’ve noticed that most personal trainers at gyms/health clubs wear black. The fitness industry is full of staff wearing black. I think it’s because it makes people look thinner but I’m not sure. I think the real reason is because people are emo. All fitness gurus are secretly emo goth kids that just can’t leave that life behind. They are just missing the painted fingernails, eye shadow, and dyed hair.

radiation room

I miss the function of each room in the house. Each room used to serve its purpose but now every room in the house has become the same. The living room, dining room, bathroom, and kitchen are now the phone room. Every room is not unique anymore. Even the hallway is now the phone way. Every room has become a phone room. The phone closet, the phone drawer, the phone refrigerator. I want a phone free room. I want my balls to be free from radiation. That’s all I want. I want my nuts to be free from 5G.

ez olympics

I enjoyed watching the Olympics. I watched some of the greatest athletes compete all over the world. It’s amazing how much sweat, time, and effort they put into their training. After watching a few events I felt like I could easily do that. The athletes make some of those events look easy. I could run fast for 10 seconds in the 100-meter dash. I could do the pole vault. I could run a marathon. They make it look simple. I could definitely do those events. If I dedicated my life to one thing and one thing only I could get a medal in the long jump. I can jump in a pit of sand.

about that pout

I’m rebranding my complaining to pouting. No one likes complainers. Complainers are annoying. I’m a pouter now. I like to pout instead of complaining. Pouting is more charismatic than complaining. It’s definitely better than whining. Whining is the worst. Pouting takes the elements of complaining and whining with a hint of sadness. It gets people to be more empathetic to your needs. I can pout about the dumbest things. I can pout about anything like the TV not working, the garbage not taken out, or if our dinner is not good. Everyone start pouting. People will like you more.

doogie howswer moment

In conclusion, I like pouting. If you don’t like something, rebrand. I rebranded my complaining into pouting. It’s a win win. My complaining is under new management. I will continue to pout about everything which is phones, fitness people, and Dunkin Doughnuts. I know I could never be in the olympics but I could get a gold in pouting.