overhead in my head
“Oops… all Berries? Really?“– me contemplating things that don’t matter
oops
Do you guys remember when Cap’ N Crunch Oops! All Berries cereal came out? Oops! All Berries was basically all the berry-flavored Crunch Berries and none of the corn squares. Do you really think it was a mistake? Was the Captain really in the factory making a batch of regular Cap’n Crunch and said, “Oops!…All berries….I accidentally released all the berries into thousands of cereal boxes.” I feel like it wasn’t an accident. It seemed like he knew what he was doing. If it really was a mistake don’t you think the captain would’ve lost his job? He should’ve been fired.
don’t trust him
You shouldn’t trust a cereal or any food that is not spelled correctly. Cap’N? It’s Captain. Would you trust Captain America, the leader of the Avengers, the symbol of freedom, and the pride of America if he was Cap’ N America? Probably not. You trust him because he is a Captain not a Cap’N. I will start eating Cap’ N Crunch again when it becomes Captain Crunch.
mustache man
Cap N Crunch doesn’t even look like a Captain. He looks like he knows one of the founding fathers through mutual friends. It looks like he is friends with Benjamin Franklin which is not an insult, it’s just fact. He looks like George Washington with a mustache. There’s no reason for him to have a mustache. As a kid I should have been frightened of that mustache every time I opened a box of Cap’N Crunch. I think there’s great harm in trusting mustaches. Mustaches historically don’t have a good record.
not your name
Cap’ N Crunch’s real name is Horatio Magellan Crunch. I’m not sure how you have a name Horatio and last name Crunch. It seems like his parents, assuming he had parents just took a few random names and put them together. He does not look like a Horatio, he looks like a Theodore. Then his middle name is Magellan? Magellan was a famous explorer best known for the 1519 Spanish expedition to the East Indies across the Pacific Ocean. Cap’ N Crunch is best known for child diabetes across the Americas.
captain pain
I always ate Cap’ N Crunch as a kid but it tore my gums apart. I felt like I needed dental surgery after eating it. It seriously hurt my mouth. I’m pretty sure I had lacerations on my gums. Cap’ N Crunch was the grittiest cereal out there. The corn squares would shred through my mouth like a cheese grader. My mouth was on the verge of bleeding every time I ate a few bowls. I needed novocaine just to get through the day. It hurt so much to talk I started to become introverted after eating my Cap’ N Crunch. I withdrew from family and friends. It was a dark time.
pulling back the curtains
Lucas Nogueira was selected with the 16th overall pick in the 2013 NBA draft by the Boston Celtics. He was later traded to the Toronto Raptors. On October 30, 2017, Nogueira scored a career-high 17 points in a 99–85 win over the Trailblazers. I don’t know what he is doing now, I lost focus.
doogie howser moment
I just want to know the truth about Cap’ N Crunch and how Oops! All Berries was made. Was it on accident or purpose? These are the types of conspiracy theories I am into. I don’t care about big time conspiracy theories such as 911, the moon landing, or JFK assassination. I just want to know if Cap’ N Crunch really made an oops or was it a big marketing plan by Big Ag to get kids hooked on high fructose corn syrup thus aiding the dental industry. That’s why you don’t trust people with mustaches who spell words wrong because they make cereal that hurt your mouth.