intro
Last week, I was on a college campus because of work. Everyone on campus is on a phone, laptop, or tablet at all times. They are never an arm’s length away from an electronic. While I was eating lunch I overheard a girl talking to her friend on the phone. I was sitting at a table near her so I heard everything she was saying. She wasn’t being discreet at all either. Here are some of the things I heard and my reactions.
that b*tch
“I want to get a tattoo of “that b*tch on my chest.” “That” will be on one titty and “Bitch” will be on the other titty. Then when I walk around people will look at me and say, “yep…there go that b*tch”.”
My reaction: I love it. I hope she follows through with that tattoo. I want you to be that b*tch. It takes a lot of courage to do something like that and be different. Be a leader and get that tattoo. I hope you become that b*tch. If you don’t get that tattoo you won’t be that b*tch. Marinate on that.
ear buds
“These kids need to stop with these ear buds. They look dumb. They really do.”
My reaction: I could careless what kids have in their ears. They are not bothering me. There enjoying music and life. More importantly it’s keeping their ear wax from dropping all over the floor. Keep the ear buds in kids.
married men
“I don’t know why these girls date married men. They aint going to defend you. They will go right back to their wife. There not leaving their wife for you.”
My reaction: I agree with her. Girls shouldn’t be messing with married men. They should be messing around with single men. Married men shouldn’t be messing with single girls either. I guess it goes both ways. Probably, the only legitimate thing she said the entire time I was listening to her.
bf tattoo
“My cousin got a tattoo of her boyfriend’s name but he got shot. Now she’s got a new boyfriend but that tattoo of her old boyfriend is still there.”
My reaction: It’s definitely a sad story. I don’t know what she should do. Should the girl keep the tattoo of the guy who got shot or erase it? Then how do you feel if you’re the new boyfriend? Insecure is the answer. You see a name of your girlfriend’s ex boyfriend every time you sleep with her. Ouch. I don’t know if I could do that. If my gf had a tattoo of her ex husband on her butt cheek I would take a sharpie to it. That would make me uncomfortable. Imagine if she had a list of all her ex boyfriends on her. It gives me the willies just thinking about it.
low key
“Low key… tramp stamps are cool.”
My reaction: She said “low key” a lot but it wasn’t low key because I could hear her. I didn’t know tramp stamps were still cool. I thought they were frowned upon by you know everyone. I thought they were cool in the early 2000s. Maybe their making a comeback? She went on to say, “imagine your boyfriend’s name on your back and he getting it.” I don’t think that’s cool. I don’t want to see my name on my gf’s back. I’m not that narcissistic. I don’t need to see my name imprinted on a human being.
doogie howser moment
This girl made some very good arguments but also made some very horrible statements too. Her only good point was saying girls shouldn’t date married men and how ear buds look on people. Every thing else she said was off the rails like saying how tramp stamps are cool. All her ideas about tattoos were bad except the “that b*tch” tattoo, she should definitely get that.