intro
I’d like to take sometime to reflect on the tragic event that happened last week. It’s the first time I tackle a real tough issue. We lost a soul a little too early. I’d like to pay my respects through the art of blog.
who let the dogs out
Martha Stewart’s cat, Princess Peony, was recently killed by her 4 dogs. I guess the dogs mistook Princess Peony for a home intruder. Not sure how dogs mistake a cat for a home intruder? How do we know what the dogs were thinking? Dogs don’t have deductive reasoning. Dogs are dumb. Dogs are real dumb. Did the dogs tell Martha they did it? Does Martha have talking dogs? Did the dogs tell Martha “we accidentally killed Princess Peony. We thought she was stealing your recipes and selling them to Rachel Ray. She had to go.”
warning signs
There was a TMZ article that wrote a story on how there were “warning signs” earlier that year because the cat was afraid of her dogs. Warning signs? Why didn’t the cat tell Martha? If her dogs can talk then surely her cat can. As long as I can remember cats and dogs never got along. It’s one of the most known and biggest rivalries in the animal kingdom. I’m definitely thinking this was premeditated by these dogs. If dogs can mistake a cat for a burglar then they can plan an attack. It’s been said “All dogs go to Heaven”. I don’t think these dogs are, these dogs are going straight to hell.
3 men and a cat
What makes this story more interesting is that Martha posted a picture on Instagram of 3 men digging a small grave saying, “Burying the beautiful and unusual Princess Peony. the four dogs mistook her for an interloper and killed her defenseless little self. I will miss her very badly. RIP beauty”. Did she really need to post a picture of 3 men digging a small cat grave? Who are these 3 men? Are they her personal henchmen? It’s definitely not a 3 man job to dig a cat grave. It’s a one man job. It’s not that hard to dig a cat grave.
unusual suspect
I like how Martha calls her cat beautiful then unusual. Now it definitely makes me think that she ordered the attack on her cat. She called her cat “unusual”. She was right. It was unusual. Her cat looked like Garfield on fentanyl. It looked very unusual. It was an eye sore. You don’t want unusual things in your house especially if they’re animals. She also said it was defenseless. Your telling me that this cat wasn’t holding a knife? Of course the cat was defenseless. It’s not like it was packing heat.
paw “patroll”
I feel bad that Martha lost her cat in such a awful way. I read some of the comments that people posted on her Instagram page after Princess Peony was killed. People were trolling her and saying things like, “that’s what animals do. They kill each other”, “you shouldn’t have left your cat alone”, and “you’re not a good pet owner”. People are darn right mean. How can people say stuff like that? I’m not mean. I would never say hurtful things. I didn’t just dedicate a whole blog about her dead cat. I just want to know if the cat’s last words were meow as in “me…ow”?
doogie howser moment
I hope we can all learn something from this tragedy like dogs don’t have the deductive reasoning skills to mistake a cat for a home intruder. Maybe don’t post a picture of 3 men digging a cat grave when it’s a one man job. If you have a dog and a cat and there are warning signs, make sure you listen, don’t neglect. People shouldn’t make fun of cat death. The biggest thing I learned is All dogs don’t go to Heaven. I guess you can say Princess Peony is the real cat burglar….she was robbed of her life.
RIP- PP