a condiment my gf uses way too much of
sour cream
my reaction: My gf puts sour cream on everything. It’s getting to be frustrating. It’s fine to put a small dab of it on a taco, baked potato, or chili but when you saturate an entire dish it’s concerning. You’re no longer eating a burrito, you’re eating sour cream with a side of burrito. Sour cream is her ranch sauce. It’s her hot sauce. It’s a puddle of sour cream on your plate. You don’t need that much sour cream on everything. It’s a crutch.
soap opera
I bought hand soap for my bathroom. I don’t like buying things because I get buyers remorse. I want to make sure I’m making the perfect buy. I don’t want to mess up. On the way to checkout I regretted the hand soap I bought because I saw a different hand soap that was $1 cheaper. I spent way too much time trying to by soap. I wish there was just one brand of soap. I don’t like making choices in case I’m making the wrong one. Soap shouldn’t stress me out like it did.
see the weed
I saw a news blip on a elevator TV screen that stated that in case of a nuclear war humans will be able to survive on seaweed. That’s great news because I love seaweed. I thought it was strange that this was on a news ticker. Is there going to be nuclear war soon? Should I start stocking up on seaweed? Who did this study? How did they figure this out? Are scientists making mini nuclear bombs and bombing areas of seaweed? If so, that sounds like a fun job. I want that job.
sleep it off
Every single night my gf falls asleep at 8:45pm. I thought it was because she wanted alone time but I’m not sure that’s the reason anymore. I think she goes to bed early to avoid me and my “advances”. I’m pretty sure she is avoiding having to say no. She tends to avoid conflict. If I was her I would avoid me. That’s the last thing I would want to do if I was her at the end of the night. It’s a win win for her. She doesn’t have to have ‘relations’ with me and she gets a good night rest. Well played. I guess I’m going to have to go to bed at 8:30 pm.
lonely sweatshirt
My step daughter did laundry and only put one sweatshirt in the washer. I was beside myself. It was a sweatshirt that I’m sure wasn’t even dirty. I’m sure it was worn once. She could’ve just sprayed it with perfume like all teens do. She even put heavy duty wash to wash that one sweatshirt. No one wonder our water bill is so high. My step kids are washing one item at a time. Now I know why she is banned from doing laundry at her dad’s house. That’s true. My step kids can’t do laundry at their dad’s house. Maybe she wanted to feel like she was doing something scandolous so that’s why she did laundry at our house.
one down
Every day after work my gf and I try to one up each other to see whose day was worse. We will explain why we think we had a worse day at work. I think it’s because we want empathy. We want each other to feel sorry for ourselves . I think a lot of couples are guilty of this. They list off all the bad stuff that’s happened to them. It’s a game that no one wins. I could list all the things that annoyed me and she can too but there is never a winner. It’s always a tie. I really hope something bad happens to me soon because I want to win. I want to have a horrible day.
doogie howser moment
In summary, it’s been a long week. I don’t like when people say that when it hasn’t been. Maybe a nuclear war wouldn’t be that bad. It would make all the bad days you had before look not that bad. No one would care if your sweatshirt was extra clean or what hand soap you bought. Bring on the nuclear war, I don’t mind eating seaweed. I guess my gf would be devastated if there’s a nuclear war because she wouldn’t be able to have sour cream.