something to ponder
Is a hot dog that’s cold still a hot dog or is it just a dog?
my reaction: I’ve been thinking about this for a week straight. I’m losing sleep over it. I don’t even eat hot dogs and it’s consumed my life. I have yet to come to an answer. Now, I’m not sure if I want an answer.
jeanius
Mom jeans are a big fad now. I like it. Finally, a trend that’s modest and not based on sexuality. I’m just waiting for the fashion industry to make dad jeans. I feel like dad jeans are just dads walking around in there underwear. Do dads do that anymore? Do dads walk around in their underwear? I’m not sure but they shouldn’t. Guys underwear is too sexual now. They focus on making your package look bigger when it isn’t. They have little pitch tents where the crotch is. Back then guys walked around in there tighty whiteys. There was nothing glamorous about it. It was actually sad. I’m taking it one step further. I want Urban Outfitters to make step dad jeans. Jeans that are good but not good enough.
preg look
I miss walking around with my pregnant girlfriend in public. Not because I want another kid but because I want people to know that I did that. I want people to think “wow look at what that guy did. He sure knocked up his girlfriend.” I’m a huge fan of the “pregnant look”. I know it’s a 9 month laborious process but it looks great. I get jealous when I see a pregnant wife with their hubby. I’m just like “dang… that guy is getting all the credit and attention for making that happen”.
george bush
I’m scared to get a vasectomy. It’s not because I’m frightened of them cutting my sack open. I could care less if they taking a scissors to my sac. I could lose some testicle weight and have my balls drained of nut fluids. I know that doesn’t happen when doctors cut open your sac but it seem like ball fluids would leak out. What I’m really scared of is what the nurses and doctors are going to say about my bush. I don’t want a hot nurse shaving my “George Bush”. I don’t want to be awake for that. That would be humiliating. I don’t want to see the horror and disgust on their face. I don’t want a young nurse to change careers because of my unkept forest.
banana split
Sometimes when I’m bored with my relationship with my gf I say things like, “I wish you and your ex husband never split. I wish you guys could’ve worked it out… I’m sad… what could’ve been.” I’ll go on to say, “you guys had it all then it came crumbling down…ughh.” I get bent out of shape about it. I’ll make it real dramatic. I’m not being a jerk about it. I’m just being supportive. I want to be there for her. Be supportive and help your current partner in dealing with their ex, they’ll thank you.
threes a crowd
My friend’s friend had a three some with her boyfriend and his ex girlfriend/baby momma. I’m not sure how he pulled that off. I can hardly have sex with my own gf. How do you get your ex and your current gf to have sex with you? I would never have a 3 some with my gf and her ex husband. It would never cross my mind. I mean it just did cross my mind because I’m writing this but if I never wrote this it would’ve never crossed my mind.
pulling back the curtains
In 1961, Bevo Nordmann was drafted by the Cincinnati Royals with the 25th pick in the NBA Draft. He appeared in four NBA seasons as a member of the Royals, St. Louis Hawks, New York Knicks and Boston Celtics, averaging 4.3 points per game.
doogie howser moment
I think we can learn a lot from this blog. I will never have a threesome with my girlfriend’s ex husband. I won’t get a vasectomy because I’m scared of the nurses making fun of my pubes. I must still need attention if I want my gf to be pregnant for the sole purpose of getting attention from other people. I’m a fan of mom jeans and pregnant women. But none of that matters because the only thing I’m thinking about is if a cold hot dog is still a hot dog?