something I do after I check out a library book
i clean it
my reaction: Library books are dirtier than money. No one washes there hands before reading a library book. I’ve started to wipe down my books with sanitary wipes. It makes for a nice clean read.
me nation
I want to be sovereign like a nation. I want to be a independent body, governed by myself, and control my own affairs, but I can’t, I have a family. Everything is dictated by my family. I’m under a dictatorship. A family dictatorship. It’s okay. I love my family. I want to be under their control. I wouldn’t know what to do if I was a sovereign person. My government would crumble beneath me. I would need aid from other people. I would run myself right into the ground. I’m glad I’m part of the UN (United Nations) aka my family. They keep me grounded so I don’t get out of line.
older spice
I went to the Dollar Tree to get toiletries such as hand soap, body wash, and toothpaste. I got a good deal on those products. I think it’s time for a rebrand though. They should rename Dollar Tree to Dolla Tree. It’d be all bootleg products of the name brand stuff. Instead of Old Spice they’d have Older Spice. Instead of Dawn it would Red Dawn. They wouldn’t have Arm & Hammer products, they would have Broken Arm & Ham products. It wouldn’t cost a dollar, it would cost a dolla.
3 in none
I bought one of those 3-in-1 Body Wash products the other day. It’s body wash, shampoo, and conditioner all wrapped in one. It claims it saves time and space in the bathroom. I don’t believe it can do all 3 things. I’m pretty sure it’s just body wash. It’s just watered down shampoo. There is no conditioner in it. Who are you trying to fool? When is there going to be a 5-in-1 body wash? They are soon going to have 5-in-1 (body wash, shampoo, conditioner, hand wash, and lotion). Don’t buy 3-in-1 body wash unless you like watered down soap.
spring away
I love the winter. The snow, the snuggle, and drinking hot tea. I also love the winter because I don’t get to see my neighbors. They are all hibernating in their homes like agoraphobic bears. I have some annoying neighbors. They like to look through their windows and comment on things they shouldn’t. It’s great that they are just rotting away in their homes. I wish winter was year-round. They would never come out. They would just keep rotting away in their homes until they became a thing in the house. I don’t want spring. Stay away spring. You’re going to bring out the annoying people back.
electoral life
Every week I feel like I have to comment on something that my step kids did to annoy me. I think it’s a lack of control. I don’t have control over my step kids. I have a say in what they do but I don’t have that much say. They got a mom and dad. I only have so many “electoral votes”. I’m like Rhode Island. I have a few electoral votes in what they do. I’m not a swing state. Their parents have the majority of electoral votes in what goes on with their life. Anyways, I’m annoyed by anyone who leaves their room after 9:00 pm. I don’t care if you have to put a dirty dish away or use the bathroom. Stop walking. I can hear your steps. And that’s why their called step kids.
doogie howser moment
In summary, maybe I should start a Dolla Tree. That might make a great investment. I can sell 5-in-1 Body Wash products. I can be an entrepreneur. I can be sovereign. I won’t be annoyed by people stepping in my house because I’ll be working long hours at the Dolla Tree. I wouldn’t see my neighbors either unless they shopped there. In conclusion, you guys are looking at the new Dolla Tree CEO.