Life

Taco Bell restaurant facade in urban Chicago with seated customers and a parked bicycle.

# 265 “live mas”

something I do to much of vacuum my living room carpet my reaction: I will uneccessarily vacuum my clean living room carpet just so I can see the lines on it. It doesn’t need to be vacuumed, I just vacuumed a few hours ago. I need to see those lines. Some people do lines of […]

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# 264 “croc fight”

something a homeless guy told me you must be homeless my reaction: There is a small green space that’s frequented by homeless people. This is where I eat lunch. A guy walked past me saying, “are you okay?”. I said, “yes, just eating lunch”. And then he replied, “oh you must be homeless”. That’s when

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Lifeguard tower with 'No Lifeguard on Duty' sign under a pastel pink sunset sky.

# 263 “991”

something my son says during an emergency call 991 my reaction: If my son will hear a loud noise in the house he will say,”emergency… emergency… call 991!”. Obviously, that’s the wrong number. 991 is not going to get you anywhere. But if you actually dial 991 that should be forwarded to 911. That person

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