“bag of socks” a phrase that needs to change i don’t give a rat’s @ss my reaction: You ever make an excuse for doing something you don’t want to do like take out the garbage and your significant other will say, “I don’t give a rat’s ass if it’s raining! Get out there and take […]
a new word i like using but never use buxom my reaction: I like the word buxom. I don’t think the word is necessary though. It means someone is fully bodied and curvaceous, particularly in the area of breasts. I’ve never heard a guy say, “that buxom turns me on”. I use the word to
something I do to much of vacuum my living room carpet my reaction: I will uneccessarily vacuum my clean living room carpet just so I can see the lines on it. It doesn’t need to be vacuumed, I just vacuumed a few hours ago. I need to see those lines. Some people do lines of
something a homeless guy told me you must be homeless my reaction: There is a small green space that’s frequented by homeless people. This is where I eat lunch. A guy walked past me saying, “are you okay?”. I said, “yes, just eating lunch”. And then he replied, “oh you must be homeless”. That’s when
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something my son says during an emergency call 991 my reaction: If my son will hear a loud noise in the house he will say,”emergency… emergency… call 991!”. Obviously, that’s the wrong number. 991 is not going to get you anywhere. But if you actually dial 991 that should be forwarded to 911. That person
something i own but shouldn’t a box of expired condoms my reaction: I have condoms that expired on April 1st, 2025. I’m not sure if that’s a joke by Trojan or not. ‘April Fools!’ Can condoms even ‘expire’? Aren’t they made out of plastic? Plastic can’t expire. I guess will see what happens 9 months
my new hobby watching people pick up dog poop my reaction: I like watching people pick up there dog poop. It makes me feel superior because in my head I’m like, “Pick up your dog poop now! You’re picking up your dog poop because I said so. Pick it up, wrap it up in a
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something I did at the grocery store helped a middle aged lady grab a bag of chips from the top shelf my reaction: A lady asked me to reach for a bag of chips and I obliged. I like to feel useful. It made me feel good. I told her I would follow her around
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something I’m jealous of kid show problems my reaction: I’m jealous of kid show problems. I want to have “Sesame Street problems”. There problems are so miniscule compared to real life problems. A children’s show problem is bumping your knee and having an ‘owee’ or calling the color blue “red”. The problems are not even
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something I ponder why is antarctica so cold if it’s in the south? my reaction: Antarctica is the coldest place on earth. It’s a sheet of ice. It’s basically inhabitable yet it’s right next to South America. It’s a few thousand miles from Chile. It’s below South America and Africa. Can someone please explain? I
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