overheard in a conversation I was in “you look like you’re from the Islands”- guy I just met My reaction: Thank you. I will take that as a compliment. Overall, good looking people from islands. Being from an island sounds way more interesting than someone who is not from a body of water. I feel […]
# 73 like Dennis Rodman again again? Yes. Read More »
A state motto that shouldn’t be “Great Faces, Great Places”- South Dakota My reaction: Great Faces? There are no great faces in South Dakota. The people are all weird looking. The weirder you look there the more normal you are. Obviously, I know they aren’t referencing the faces of the South Dakota people, it’s a
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overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “you need to get your sh*t together”- girl in car talking to someone my reaction: I know she wasn’t talking to me but in a way I feel like she was talking to me. Actually, I think she was talking to the world. Everyone has some sh*t they
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overheard at Home Depot “you can’t run a company with a bunch of idiots”– guy on phone My reaction: Best dumb advice I’ve ever heard. It’s a true statement but doesn’t need to be said. We all know you can’t run a company with “a bunch of idiots”. I love this guy for saying this
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overheard in a conversation I was in “….” my reaction: Nothing. I overheard nothing. I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy taking in the fresh air of a small town up North in the middle of nowhere. your killing me small The family and I went to a small town in rural Wisconsin. It
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a window decal I saw on a car as I drove by “Baby up in this b*tch” health rubs my reaction: While driving to the beach on Sunday I passed a car with a window decal that said “Baby up in this B*tch”. It was a spoof of the “Baby on Board” yellow decal that
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you need to start being a man”– me talking to my 4 year old son while filling water balloons My reaction: My son didn’t want to help with filling the water balloons so I told him straight up “you need to start being the man” because these water
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I sell elevators”- a guy I met my reaction: I never thought I would hear someone say “I sell elevators”. It caught me off guard. I’ve never even thought that was a job. I thought businesses just bought them from an elevator company. What confused me more was
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overheard in a conversation I was in “your son’s going to have 10 kids by 10 different women!”- janitor at work talking about my three year old son My reaction: Well I’m glad she is confident about my son’s future as a womanizer. It hasn’t crossed my mind that he will be a dad yet.
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overheard in a conversation I was in “Excuse me… that’s our wagon”- me to a couple of teen boys My reaction: I was playing with my son last week down by the creek. We couldn’t bring our wagon any closer because there was too much brush, so we left it on the sidewalk. A couple
