something i do to trick people into thinking i brush my teeth put peppermint oil on my neck my reaction: I actually brush my teeth twice daily, but you couldn’t tell by how yellow they are. I use peppermint oil on my neck to relieve stress, but the oil is so fragrant that it smells […]
something i want to do as a joke join my school’s PTA my reaction: I want to join my son’s school PTA (Parent Teacher Assocation) as a joke. I think it’d be funny to act like I’m in charge and make a difference. My first action as PTA member would be bringing back nuts to
something i’m sick of hearing parents say you don’t have to tell me…i get it… my reaction: Anytime I hear a parent complain to another parent about their kids the parent who is listening says, “i get it”. Do they really ‘get it?”. Every parent ‘gets it’. I’ve even heard stay at home moms who
something my mom said when I used to ask her ‘what’s for dinner’ poop on toast my reaction: Every night when I was younger I’d ask my mom ‘what’s for dinner?’ and every night she would reply ‘poop on toast’. Her reply was always ‘poop on toast’. It was never just poop. It was never
something i do for fun as an adult go to a car wash my reaction: I like to go get a car wash for entertainment. I start screaming with excitement when the water is on full blast, the drapes hit the car, and when the blow dryers are blowing. You’d think I was on a
something i overheard a guy tell his wife don’t ask me any questions when we get home my reaction:. You could tell this was guy was married for a long time. He kept reiterating ‘don’t ask me any questions when we get home’ and then went on to say, “I only know what you tell
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something i did that i haven’t done in 20 years go on a camping trip my reaction: At first, I was hesitant to go. I’ve become an old man in his 40s who just wants to stay at Airbnb when I travel but I went. It was my version of a spiritual retreat, to get
something i say to my gf during an argument so you going to dump me now? my reaction: Anytime me and my gf get in a argument I say, “are you going to dump me?”. I’m so childish. What am I in middle school? I’m forty three. I’m too old to be dumped. One day
something I’ve been repeating lately i’m living my best life my reaction: Whenever I say “I’m living my best life” I’m actually not. I’m being real sarcastic. I’m just trying to force optimism. ice balls If you’re a guy and you want a little thrill in the shower I suggest using a peppermint based body
something that distracts me when talking to another guy their nose hairs my reaction: I was talking to a middle aged man and I hard time focusing because his nose hairs were out of control. I kept staring at them. I wasn’t able to complete a thought. I just kept repeating myself. His long protruding
