a sign i saw at a gas station under new management my reaction: Does anyone care that a gas station is under new management? No. Do we expect great customer service from a gas station? No. It’s a gas station. The main thing we need from a gas station is gas. As long as the […]
a sign that still exists at some stores no shoes. no shirt. no service. my reaction: If you see this sign at a store you know you’re in a neighborhood full of junkies. I don’t think a crackhead really cares about this sign anyways. But what if Michael Phelps just walks in from a swim
something i call my gf wah wah my reaction: I call my gf “wah wah” even though I’m the one that’s crying. She never wah wah’s. I’m the one who wah wah’s 24/7. I should be called wah wah. I guess they say, “better out than in”. generic strip I love the simplicity of small
something I just thought of the last real decade was the 90s my reaction: The 1990s was the last decade that no kid grew up with a screen in their hand. I’m glad I was able to be part of that generation. How can I take advice from a kid who was born after the
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something I overheard in a conversation i wasn’t in read the Bible you idiot! my reaction: I was at a festival recently and I talked to a bathroom attendant. A bathroom attendant is a festival employee that ensures the bathroom is clean. I asked him how many guys wash their hands and he said, “70%
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birthday gift I received poo-pourri my reaction: Poo-Pourri is a toilet spray you use before you take a number 2. I got a 2 oz bottle which is good up to 100 uses so it should last me a week. The scent I got is sea salt, bergamot, and eucalyptus. I’m not sure how sea
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the amount of guns my father in law travels with to visit family three my reaction: My father-in-law brought three guns with him on a road trip to see his family from Wyoming to Wisconsin. I’m not sure where he thought he was headed. He’s not going to war. He’s going to the Midwest. It’s
new habit i’ve started waiting to poop at work my reaction: I’ve been training my butt to poop at work instead of going at home in the morning. I don’t want to use my flush at home. I don’t want to stink up my bathroom. I’ve been working out my butthole. I do a lot
every time I go to the playground I think all the hoes be here my reaction: It’s something I say when I see a lot of families at the playground. The word hoe is a synonym for anyone or person. A hoe is just a person to me. I will call our kids “hoes”. I
a thing people say when they don’t want to give you specifics it’s good…real good…everything is good…yeah…you know it’s good.. my reaction: If someone asks, “how are you?” please tell them exactly what’s going on. Give them the nitty gritty. Tell them something interesting. Don’t say, “It’s good…real good…everyone is good…we’re just ramping up…getting everything
