a candle scent you shouldn’t make piped tobacco my reaction: I have a scented candle in my house that is Piped Tobacco. It was given to me as a gift. It’s an odd scent to make. I feel like I’m going to get secondhand smoke from it. Every time I light it I start coughing. […]
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something I’m annoyed by but shouldn’t be mango habanero my reaction: I don’t like mango habanero as a flavor for chicken wings. I don’t like it how I don’t like pineapple on pizza. Sweet and spicey should stay separate. If I want desert I’m not going to want something spicy. I don’t want a spicy
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moments that are sad in life that shouldn’t be Butt dials my reaction: It’s sad being on the receiving end of a butt dial. You look at your phone and see a missed call from a friend and you’re like “wow.. I can’t believe this person called me” but then you call them back and
a place where people are too confident the gym my reaction: There’s too much confidence at fitness clubs. I’m sick of all the confidence at the gym. People are working out with too much confidence. Bring it down a notch. The only thing intimidating about the gym is other people’s confidence. assault and battery I
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new buzzword I say statistically my reaction: When I’m in a conversation with my gf I will say “statistically” and then make a false statement about her. For example, I confronted her about cheating on me. She would never cheat on me. I just like making false accusations with no merit. She obviously denied cheating
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
something I need to buy a water bottle my reaction: I went to TJ Maxx to look for a cheap water bottle which apparently doesn’t exist. I saw that they had a water bottle for $29.99. If I buy a $30 water bottle I’m using it to beat the person who made it. taco belly
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what I’m giving up for lent being a little b word my reaction: I’m so glad there isn’t a hidden camera in our house. I would be exposed of all the petty things I do. You would see how much of a little whiny b*tch I am. I scour the house to look for things
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a condiment my gf uses way too much of sour cream my reaction: My gf puts sour cream on everything. It’s getting to be frustrating. It’s fine to put a small dab of it on a taco, baked potato, or chili but when you saturate an entire dish it’s concerning. You’re no longer eating a
something kids can’t say when they get older back in my day my reaction: Kids these days can’t say “back in my day” when they get older because nothing is hard for them. All they do is swipe, stare, and look at a screen. They can’t talk about how hard their fingers got tired from
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