overheard in a conversation i was not in “I got a date….AND I’m pregnant“- co worker on the phone to whom I presume is now her ex my reaction: Well, it sounds like it was not going to work out with her ex. I overheard her talking on the phone in the parking lot at […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “my doctor told me to wash my face to avoid covid”- co worker my reaction: I don’t know if this is legit doctor advice or not? Am I supposed to wash my face every hour for 20 seconds? Who needs a vaccine when you can just rub some
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overheard in a conversation I was not in “let me see that thong”- 6th grade step daughter my reaction: One day I overheard my 6th grade stepdaughter singing “let me see that thong” by Sisqo in the basement to herself. I’m not sure that she knows what a thong is, but she was really belting
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I woke up with balls”- stepdaughter to me one weekday morning my reaction: What do you mean you woke up with balls? Did you wake up with different kinds of sport balls like basketball balls…tennis balls…soccer balls? “Nooo….they were real balls”. My follow up question, “well…how big were
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overheard in a conversation I was in “he was set on Chili’s”- a coworker of mine when asked what restaurant her and her husband went to My Reaction: On the previous Friday I had suggested they go to a local restaurant. I guess my suggestion wasn’t even considered by her husband. Last time I recommend
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overhead in a conversation I was in a long time ago “Remember this on your wedding day”- me as I pull down my pants, bend over, and spread my @$$ cheeks as wide as can be to my brother’s girlfriend at the time during breakfast 15 years ago My reaction: It was all in good
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I wake up every day stressed and nothing has even happened yet”-me telling my mom I have anxiety Reaction: What the hell has happened in my sleep that I have to be stressed about? Nothing. I’m asleep. food spelled backwards is doof I hate to ruin food for
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overheard in a conversation I was in “Say what you mean… don’t say what you think you mean”- step daughter to other step daughter arguing about something Reaction: Probably the deepest thing I’ve heard in awhile. I’ve been dwelling on this quote for weeks. It’s simple yet powerful. Man did it blow my mind. no
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overheard in a conversation I was in “The dentist office…which was 3 months ago”- my stepdaughter when asked when was the last time she flossed her teeth my reaction: Dentists floss your teeth for you…so technically you may have never flossed your teeth….ever. She is in 5th grade. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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