something you say about a younger person who may have potential they have a lot going for them my reaction: We only say this to kids who just graduated high school. “Oh, they have a lot going for them. The world is their oyster.” I wish people told me I have a lot going for […]
something I did naked i cleaned my bathroom my reaction: I was about to shower and then realized I needed to clean my bathroom. I didn’t want to put on clothes again so I just cleaned it naked. I almost sprayed my testicles with bleach. That would’ve sucked. I could’ve bleached my balls. I would’ve
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something i tell my gf repeatedly even though she isn’t you’re emotionally unavailable my reaction: I repeat what I hear. This is one of example of me doing that. I’m sure I heard this term several times in the past week on the internet, television, and in real life. I randomly will pick a saying
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a sign that i should’ve stopped drinking earlier in my life he was nice but smelled like alcohol my reaction: I remember meeting my friend’s mom years ago while helping him move into a new apartment and his mom said, “he was nice but smelled like alcohol.” I haven’t had a drink in 5 years.
something that doesn’t sound like a compliment but is i saw an ugly version of you my reaction: It sounds horrible but in reality, it’s a compliment. You should be flattered if I said, “hey I saw an ugly version of you working at the gas station.” If I saw a hot version of you
i asked my 3-year-old daughter if i was a real man she said “no” my reaction: Fair enough. miller sniff Last week, I went out with a few friends to a music festival. I don’t drink so I just sniffed their beer all night. I had to be fun in a sober way so just
something people say when they need to make a big decision let me sleep on it my reaction: If I have to make a big decision I don’t want to sleep on it. I don’t want to think about anything. I’d rather just sleep. I don’t want to sleep on anything but a bed. bird
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an odd reason I’m having a moment of happiness being alone my reaction: Recently, I’ve been having random moments of happiness. Then I realized all the times I’ve been happy is when I’ve been alone in my car. No stress from work or life. No one to annoy me. They say lonely people are sad.
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something my two year old keeps doing to me poking my nipple and laughing my reaction: One night my two-year-old kept poking my nipple and laughing. I’m not sure what prompted her to do this. She is already body shaming me. She is a body shamer. She is a real life troll. She is making
something i do when i get mad at my gf take a dump in her toilet my reaction: I have the luxury of having my own bathroom but if my gf makes me mad (about something I shouldn’t be mad about) then it’s on. I like to drop a big fat one in her bathroom
