what if… You know how people say “don’t mention it” when you thank them for doing a small favor. For example, “Thanks for helping me move…you’re so nice” and you respond, “ahh.. it’s nothing.. don’t mention it.”Well… what if someone said “don’t mention it” before you started talking? You wouldn’t have a conversation. bat the […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “your grounded… gimme your phone”- gf to step daughter my reaction: My gf grounded her 8th grade daughter because she was hanging out with her friends too long. She was an hour late from being home on time. My gf “grounded her” meaning she took her phone away
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to school today… I’m constipated.”- 8th grade step daughter my reaction: I’ve never heard that as a valid excuse to not go to school. I feel the opposite of constipation would keep kids from going to school. You have no worry of anything happening if
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overheard in a conversation I was in “jesus woke me up today”- co worker My reaction: The same co worker who complained that he had to wake up today told me that Jesus woke him up. I asked him, “then aren’t you mad at Jesus?”. He said, “no… he’s our lord and savior”. I also
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you look like you’re from the Islands”- guy I just met My reaction: Thank you. I will take that as a compliment. Overall, good looking people from islands. Being from an island sounds way more interesting than someone who is not from a body of water. I feel
# 73 like Dennis Rodman again again? Yes. Read More »
A state motto that shouldn’t be “Great Faces, Great Places”- South Dakota My reaction: Great Faces? There are no great faces in South Dakota. The people are all weird looking. The weirder you look there the more normal you are. Obviously, I know they aren’t referencing the faces of the South Dakota people, it’s a
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overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “you need to get your sh*t together”- girl in car talking to someone my reaction: I know she wasn’t talking to me but in a way I feel like she was talking to me. Actually, I think she was talking to the world. Everyone has some sh*t they
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overheard at Home Depot “you can’t run a company with a bunch of idiots”– guy on phone My reaction: Best dumb advice I’ve ever heard. It’s a true statement but doesn’t need to be said. We all know you can’t run a company with “a bunch of idiots”. I love this guy for saying this
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overheard in a conversation I was in “….” my reaction: Nothing. I overheard nothing. I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy taking in the fresh air of a small town up North in the middle of nowhere. your killing me small The family and I went to a small town in rural Wisconsin. It
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a window decal I saw on a car as I drove by “Baby up in this b*tch” health rubs my reaction: While driving to the beach on Sunday I passed a car with a window decal that said “Baby up in this B*tch”. It was a spoof of the “Baby on Board” yellow decal that
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