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# 87

overheard in a conversation I was in “free day whoop whoop!”- me at the Zoo my reaction: I took my son on free day at the ZOO this past Saturday. As we walked in I kept saying, “FREE DAY.. WHOOP WHOOP!” loud enough so other people could hear me. I even included a little shimmy […]

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# 84 Ron Baker

Overheard in a conversation I was in “my grandson is a hoe”- the custodian at work My reaction: I hope my mom never has to say that about my son. I don’t think my grandma has ever said that about me. Maybe she said something like “he had a few accidents” but would never call

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# 83 like Craig Smith

lyrics that didn’t age well Bump N’ Grind by R. Kelly (1993) “My mind’s tellin’ me no, but my body, my body’s tellin’ me yesBaby, I don’t wanna hurt nobodyBut there is something that I must confess (to you). I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind” my reaction: The song should’ve

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# 79 like Scoobert

overheard thoughts in my head “we never carved pumpkins when we were kids… we were too poor… instead… we carved cucumbers… we were poor but healthy”- me in a different universe You ever order a everything bagel and it was just a something bagel? I never saw a turkey and a pig and said, “wow

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# 78 like hmmmm

overheard in a conversation I was in “We’re shutting down in 90 days”- my boss to me my reaction: In a way I was hoping for this. I’ve been burnt out at my job for awhile. It’s strange knowing where you work is going to close. It’s hard to put in the effort. Let’s just

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