overheard in a conversation I was in “be careful with that knife”- me to my 2 year old Reaction: I probably should’ve taken the knife from him…but to my defense… it was a butter knife. momma said knock you out I almost punched a mom. Not my mom. Not my kid’s mom. Someone else’s mom. […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “The dentist office…which was 3 months ago”- my stepdaughter when asked when was the last time she flossed her teeth my reaction: Dentists floss your teeth for you…so technically you may have never flossed your teeth….ever. She is in 5th grade. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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jus a lil of grandpa’s cough syrup puppy chow should do the trick I made puppy chow for the first time in my life. I’m almost 40 and I’m a dude which is not your common puppy chow maker. I don’t think a lot of guys have made puppy chow unless there stoners. I love
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to buy a pistol yet… I need to get my temper under control”– a friend talking about guns flour pigs While I was at the lakefront, an older lady pulled up in her Audi, got out, threw plain tortillas where the pigeons flock, and drove
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chef “bored-ardee” I’ve been doing a lot of cooking at home. I’ve made homemade barbecue sauce, enchiladas, curry, and almond flour pancakes. By no means do I consider myself a chef. It’s like when people say “I’m no Doctor” when they give unsolicited medical advice. Well “I’m no chef” but I did work at Noodles
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ant man not aunt man Ants are the most non threatening insect in the home, yet one of the most annoying. If you have a ant problem your probably doing okay, an “ants” problem is way worse. I had to go on an “ant trap killer run”. It sounds like I’m going on a jog
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I’m back intro “I’m back” is the infamous words when someone leaves a profession, career, or whatever it is they do, and then return to said activity after a hiatus. But I’ve always been blogging… just blogging in my head…never on paper. So with that being said “I’m back”, even though I never really left.
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