overheard in a conversation I had in my head “Anyone else feel like we’re breezing thru this pandemic”-me to myself my reaction to myself: Not at all. go down a stream Aren’t you guys sick of people telling you how they don’t have cable like there better than you? They are always like “yeah we […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “Mommy… you have bad breath”- 3 year old son my reaction: Well, he’s not lying. It was morning when he said it. She most likely had morning breath. I believe he was telling the truth. Honesty is the best policy. At least he wasn’t talking about any other
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overheard in a conversation I was in “were going to IKEA” – my gf my reaction: Oh no. the beginning IKEA? I don’t even know what that means. I don’t think people at IKEA knows what that means. I think it’s an acorynom for I Knowingly Eat A$$ because that’s what you do when you
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overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “that’s a TERRIBLE call!!!”– gf’s ex husband during his daughter’s basketball game my reaction: I guess my gf’s ex husband stood up in the middle of the stands and yelled “that’s a TERRIBLE CALL!” directly to the referee after his daughter was called on a free throw lane
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overheard in a conversation I was in “they demolished the fentanyl house two houses from us. Wooo!”- my brother my reaction: This is great news if your my brother. Bad news if you were the owner of this particular fentanyl house. If you don’t know what fentanyl is, it’s a highly addictive and deadly narcotic.
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to interact with the public…. I’m high risk!”- coworker passionately talking about Covid while she was on her smoking break My reaction: She is talking about how she is high risk because of her age but she is puffing on a cigarette like there is
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“He’s a stalker but a funny stalker”- co worker of mine describing a guy that likes her my reaction: If your going to have a stalker they might as well be funny. if I only jelked While in college my roommate used to “jelk”. Jelking is the process of elongating your penis by pulling it
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you have commitment issues”- my gf to me my reaction: She is half right and half wrong. But how do you explain the fact that I’ve been with you the last 12 years? Riddle me that. Checkmate. The ball is in your court. How can I have commitment
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you can’t send this”…. “why not”….. “it’s smells like gasoline”- post office worker to my brother while he tried mailing family gifts for Christmas my reaction: My brother lost his sense of smell because of Covid so he didn’t realize a package he was sending smelled like gasoline.
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overheard in a conversation i was not in “I got a date….AND I’m pregnant“- co worker on the phone to whom I presume is now her ex my reaction: Well, it sounds like it was not going to work out with her ex. I overheard her talking on the phone in the parking lot at
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