overheard in a conversation I was in “you want to pet him… don’t worry he doesn’t have rabies ”- a neighbor to my son and I who found a baby squirrel in her backyard My reaction: No we don’t to pet your baby squirrel. It’s a nasty rodent. It’s a rat with a bushy tail. […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “it smells like smoke in here”- my step daughter to me and her mom while we were in the kitchen after I just gone smoking CBD in the bathroom My reaction: When brought up with this statement her mom said, “ask curt”. I immediately responded “its incense”. You
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overheard in a conversation I was in 15 years ago “you don’t promise ice cream and take it back”- my brother to me after I promised ice cream and then taking it back after realizing Diary Queen was open My reaction: Late night while stumbling in the midst of downtown Chicago lateI saw a Diary
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overheard in a conversation I was in “he was set on Chili’s”- a coworker of mine when asked what restaurant her and her husband went to My Reaction: On the previous Friday I had suggested they go to a local restaurant. I guess my suggestion wasn’t even considered by her husband. Last time I recommend
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overheard in a conversation I was in “get off my nuts”- me to my gf after dinner as my step child just shook her head in disgust as she walked into the kitchen My reaction: I forget in what context I used it in but it was in context. I think I was bragging to
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overheard in a conversation I was in “oh no…. the virus!- my friends telling me of a family fleeing the playground they just arrived at My reaction: I can’t help but laugh. I can just picture a family of 4 running away from a playground screaming “oh no the virus” as they point at my
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overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “your the world’s biggest doosh bag”– me to my younger brother while on vacation in San Diego My reaction: At the very moment he was the worlds largest d bag because he put bro’s before hoes. But in retrospect you should always put “hoes”
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you know it says in the bible… you can kill but not murder”- a coworker of mine who is also a pastor My reaction: I don’t know what to say anymore? It says in the bible you can kill but not murder? What bible are you reading…the NRA’s
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overhead in a conversation I was in a long time ago “Remember this on your wedding day”- me as I pull down my pants, bend over, and spread my @$$ cheeks as wide as can be to my brother’s girlfriend at the time during breakfast 15 years ago My reaction: It was all in good
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overheard in a conversation I was in “You should really go to this new pizza place… it’s really good”- my girlfriend recommending a restaurant she has never been to a couple we met at a park my reaction: You can’t recommend a place you’ve never been to. Right? She did not only recommend a place
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