a phrase people say during the holidays All I want for Christmas is snow my reaction: All you want for Christmas is Snow? I think that’s a farce. People don’t even like going outside anymore. Get real. If the only thing you got for Christmas is snow you would be mad. You’d be like where […]
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something I saw that people rarely see I saw the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile in real life my reaction:. A few days ago I saw the Oscar Meyer wiener mobile parked outside a grocery store in all it’s glory. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a vehicle shaped like a big hot dog.
# 193 “A I don’t know” Read More »
a phrase people say to make a point “It’s (insert current year) for crying out loud” my reaction: You know how people will state the year as an argument on why things in society should be better. They will say, “Come on, it’s 2023 for crying out loud” like it’s the year all the problems
# 192 “that’s a foul” Read More »
something my son did at school Gave another kid the middle finger my reaction: I got an email from my son’s first grade teacher stating he accidentally gave another kid the middle finger. Accidentally? You don’t give the finger on accident. The only time you give the middle finger is on purpose. Was my son
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something I’m too old to do but did anyways I made a Christmas list my reaction: Yes, I made a Christmas list. Not sure why? I’m 41 years old. My 6 year old son didn’t even make a Christmas list. I just want to make sure I get that train set I always wanted. expired
# 190 “I pump gas” Read More »
something I ponder Does DiGiorno’s Rising Crust Pizza still need to rise? my reaction: The first DiGiorno Rising Crust pizza came out in 1995 and according to it’s website “it revolutionized frozen pizza”. I didn’t think that gimmick would’ve lasted this long. I think it’s time for DiGiorno’s rising crust pizza to stop rising. Who
an article heading I read Tyson recalls 30,000 pounds of chicken nuggets my reaction: Tyson is recalling over 30,000 pounds of Dino shaped chicken nuggets. No one should be surprised by this. Chicken nuggets should not be shaped in a form of a Dinosaur. Dinosaurs are extinct. There’s no reason we should be forming chicken
# 188 “bald angel” Read More »
my new catch phrase “you know I don’t fux with no shrimmpppppppp” my reaction: My gf asked if I wanted to have seafood one night and I replied, “you know I don’t fux with no shrimppppppp”. I said it in a very annoying voice. I’ve been using it out of context every chance I get.
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something my gf tells me when I complain go tell a tree my reaction: My gf stated that if she does things that annoy me I should not tell her but instead I should tell a tree. There isn’t a tree big enough to tell all the things that I’m annoyed by. Yes, I’m being
# 186 “tell a tree” Read More »
intro I can’t wait to be sun burnt at Christmas this year. my reaction: Global warming is coming so there’s a good chance I might be sun burnt for Christmas even though I live in the blistering winter of the Midwest. I might have to ask for sun block for Christmas. All I want for
# 185 “secret ingredient” Read More »
