something I ponder The FDA recommends you eat 2000 calories a day. my reaction: How did they come up with that number? Exactly 2000 calories? Not one less, not one more. Has anyone ever adhered to the 2000 calorie daily intake? That seems like a hard number to nail down. That involves a lot of […]
# 184 “centenarian buffet” Read More »
not so fun fact about me I’m scared to fly alone. my reaction: I feel like an unaccompanied minor when I fly alone on on a airplane even though I’m 41. I know I’m technically not alone but I like to have another adult to accompany me just in case I need to hold someone’s
# 183 “ninja carl” Read More »
a license plate I saw ME B RITE my reaction: I would hate to get in a car accident with a person who had a license late ME B RITE. He or she would just keep repeating “Me b rite”. I would have to interject and say, “No. U B wrong.” shark bites I went
something I call my gf my illegal wife my reaction: I call my gf of 12 years my ‘illegal wife’ because we are not married. However, we have been living together for 10 years and have kids. We are a legal couple but we are illegally a married couple. kids lunch My gf makes our
a deep thought….maybe If you don’t get scared by horror movies are they still horror movies? my reaction: I have a friend who watches horror movies and he doesn’t get scared. He doesn’t think they are scary at all. They are normal movies to him. I’m quite the opposite. I get scared of horror movies
# 180 “binge good” Read More »
not so fun fact about me My arm pits smell like Arby’s. my reaction: My arm pits smell like a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s and I don’t even eat there. I haven’t had a sandwich from there in over 10 years. Why do my pits smell like a beef cheddar sandwich with extra horsey
# 179 “not about me” Read More »
something I don’t like about me that I’m technically not Being a homeowner my reaction: I’m technically not a homeowner. I live in my gf’s house. I don’t like the fact that people pay $250,000 on a home and then have to keep pouring money into your house every day, week, and month. It gets
# 178 “other leading brand” Read More »
an observation I get annoyed by parents who bring their kids to grocery stores. my reaction: I’m talking specifically about the parents who parade their kid around the store and they expect you to look at them. The little kid is pushing a small cart like they’re a real shopper. The parent is talking in
#177 “scream practice” Read More »
intro I couldn’t live in Illinois because I don’t like there license plates. my reaction: I took my gf to a small town in Illinois for her 40th birthday without our kids. It was a 3 hour road trip from where we live (Milwaukee) to where we were going (Galena). We stopped in Rockford,IL which
a quote I don’t like “the grass isn’t always greener on the other side” my reaction: I don’t like that quote because no one’s grass is green according to that logic. You might be green grass to someone even though you don’t think your own grass is green. Think about it. Everyone wishes they had
# 175 “all yellow” Read More »
