intro I went to Arizona without my family to visit another family. my reaction: I left my family to visit my brothers who live in Arizona which has been having record temperatures for heat. Phoenix set a record for having 30 days in a row over 110 and that’s where I was going. bud tender […]
# 174 “arizona flush” Read More »
cheeky intro If girls are wearing shorts that show their cheeks then my mom who is a grandma should be able to as well. my reaction: I think of it as restorative justice. Let’s even the playing field. If grandmas worldwide let their cheek hang out then the young girls would stop. Seriously, lets get
# 173 “bacon solution” Read More »
intro One night my gf wanted me to buy children swim trunks at 10pm. my reaction: Our son needed swim trunks for a summer school field trip to the pool the next day so my gf wanted me to go to Target and buy a pair at 10pm. There was no way I’m buying boy
# 172 “don’t listen” Read More »
a new phrase my son made up “you almost scared me out of the crap” my reaction: When my son is scared by something he will say, “you almost sacred me out of the crap.” The correct saying is “you almost scared the crap out of me” but I like his version better. His saying
# 171 “hey amazon” Read More »
something I get annoyed by My gf snoring. my reaction: She seems too young to snore the way she snores. She’s not even a middle aged woman yet. It’s loud and obnoxious. I think she should go to the doctor. I hope she reads this and makes an appointment. brat freedom I always get brat
# 170 “dopamine crum” Read More »
fun fact about me My brothers and I don’t drink anymore so when we go out we eat a lot. my reaction: We don’t binge Busch, we binge burgers. We relapse on BBQ not Bacardi. Instead of taking shots we’re turning on croc pots. We don’t drink wine, we cook with wine. The only alcohol
# 169 “micro dose dreams” Read More »
a book I got from the library 101 Asian dishes to make before you die my reaction: I’ve had the book for 2 months and I’ve only made 3 dishes from it. I have 98 dishes to make before I die. It’s putting the pressure on me. It’s really stressful. I didn’t know a recipe
a gift I received for me 41st birthday a stuffed animal my reaction: I got Yoshi from Super Mario Brothers. It’s great, now I have someone I can spoon. You’re never too old to spoon a stuffed animal. young gramma My gf is such a grandma and she isn’t even close to being one. She
# 167 “mature strain” Read More »
i ponder Do alcoholics “relapse” by being sober? my reaction: I’m talking about the true alcoholics who drink daily. Do they say, “I haven’t had a drink in days. I’ve relapsed on sobriety. I’m sober. I’m so clear minded I don’t know what to do. I drank so much La Croix. I have so much
# 166 “of mice and men” Read More »
intro/take my garb I love when it’s garbage day. I love watching them take all my garbage and shake it into the garbage truck. I love the sound. It’s so satisfying even though I just walked the garbage to the curb and they did the rest. It’s a great feeling to watch someone do something
