one line for your mind one time “My dad was never a helicopter parent… he was a “airplane parent”… he always took off”- me dad stuff I’m glad my dad wasn’t a strict father. I’m happy he wasn’t there. I would’ve had way more issues if he was a hard a$$. I didn’t have to […]
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people’s response when I told them where me and my family were going on vacation “Your going to Florida!?!?”- everyone my reaction: Yea… we booked a family trip to Florida. Sure, it was during college spring break, it’s a covid hot spot, and Miami Beach was declared a state of emergency last week but life
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phrases used in the media that I’m sick of hearing “we’re working with local officials” my reaction: Whenever someone says “they are working with local officials” they have no idea what they are talking about. That means they are buying time to make a decision or they are not doing anything about a situation that
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overheard in a conversation I was in “were going to IKEA” – my gf my reaction: Oh no. the beginning IKEA? I don’t even know what that means. I don’t think people at IKEA knows what that means. I think it’s an acorynom for I Knowingly Eat A$$ because that’s what you do when you
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overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “that’s a TERRIBLE call!!!”– gf’s ex husband during his daughter’s basketball game my reaction: I guess my gf’s ex husband stood up in the middle of the stands and yelled “that’s a TERRIBLE CALL!” directly to the referee after his daughter was called on a free throw lane
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to interact with the public…. I’m high risk!”- coworker passionately talking about Covid while she was on her smoking break My reaction: She is talking about how she is high risk because of her age but she is puffing on a cigarette like there is
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overheard in a conversation I was in “do I always smell?”- 6th grade stepdaughter my reaction: When she asked me, I repeated the question, took my time to answer, and said “no… not always”. I would compare your smell to the scent of the opening of a bag of sour cream and onion chips. If
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m going to take my mask off…. I feel like a loser”- my friend at the beach amongst hundreds of beach goers who weren’t wearing masks my reaction: Sometimes you got to chose looking cool over potentially getting Covid-19. shaking hands One of the best things about Covid-19
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