a phrase people say to make a point “It’s (insert current year) for crying out loud” my reaction: You know how people will state the year as an argument on why things in society should be better. They will say, “Come on, it’s 2023 for crying out loud” like it’s the year all the problems […]
# 192 “that’s a foul” Read More »
something my son did at school Gave another kid the middle finger my reaction: I got an email from my son’s first grade teacher stating he accidentally gave another kid the middle finger. Accidentally? You don’t give the finger on accident. The only time you give the middle finger is on purpose. Was my son
# 191 “the middle” Read More »
something I’m too old to do but did anyways I made a Christmas list my reaction: Yes, I made a Christmas list. Not sure why? I’m 41 years old. My 6 year old son didn’t even make a Christmas list. I just want to make sure I get that train set I always wanted. expired
# 190 “I pump gas” Read More »
something I ponder Does DiGiorno’s Rising Crust Pizza still need to rise? my reaction: The first DiGiorno Rising Crust pizza came out in 1995 and according to it’s website “it revolutionized frozen pizza”. I didn’t think that gimmick would’ve lasted this long. I think it’s time for DiGiorno’s rising crust pizza to stop rising. Who
my new catch phrase “you know I don’t fux with no shrimmpppppppp” my reaction: My gf asked if I wanted to have seafood one night and I replied, “you know I don’t fux with no shrimppppppp”. I said it in a very annoying voice. I’ve been using it out of context every chance I get.
# 187 “no shrimps” Read More »
something my gf tells me when I complain go tell a tree my reaction: My gf stated that if she does things that annoy me I should not tell her but instead I should tell a tree. There isn’t a tree big enough to tell all the things that I’m annoyed by. Yes, I’m being
# 186 “tell a tree” Read More »
something I ponder The FDA recommends you eat 2000 calories a day. my reaction: How did they come up with that number? Exactly 2000 calories? Not one less, not one more. Has anyone ever adhered to the 2000 calorie daily intake? That seems like a hard number to nail down. That involves a lot of
# 184 “centenarian buffet” Read More »
not so fun fact about me I’m scared to fly alone. my reaction: I feel like an unaccompanied minor when I fly alone on on a airplane even though I’m 41. I know I’m technically not alone but I like to have another adult to accompany me just in case I need to hold someone’s
# 183 “ninja carl” Read More »
a license plate I saw ME B RITE my reaction: I would hate to get in a car accident with a person who had a license late ME B RITE. He or she would just keep repeating “Me b rite”. I would have to interject and say, “No. U B wrong.” shark bites I went
something I call my gf my illegal wife my reaction: I call my gf of 12 years my ‘illegal wife’ because we are not married. However, we have been living together for 10 years and have kids. We are a legal couple but we are illegally a married couple. kids lunch My gf makes our
