new buzzword I say statistically my reaction: When I’m in a conversation with my gf I will say “statistically” and then make a false statement about her. For example, I confronted her about cheating on me. She would never cheat on me. I just like making false accusations with no merit. She obviously denied cheating […]
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
an outlandish proposal I just made up We need to bring back bullies my reaction: The anti bullying campaign is the reason there is so much mental health. All the bullies went away and thus kids were forced to not be tough anymore. I say bring back the bullies but just keep them away from
something I need to buy a water bottle my reaction: I went to TJ Maxx to look for a cheap water bottle which apparently doesn’t exist. I saw that they had a water bottle for $29.99. If I buy a $30 water bottle I’m using it to beat the person who made it. taco belly
# 204 “troll burritos” Read More »
something I don’t like that other people like fluffy towels my reaction: I don’t like towels that are fluffy. Towels that are fluffy make my body feel uncomfortable. After showering I like a nice worn out dry towel to dry off with it. Towels that have no fluff. Towels that look like they’ve been used
what I’m giving up for lent being a little b word my reaction: I’m so glad there isn’t a hidden camera in our house. I would be exposed of all the petty things I do. You would see how much of a little whiny b*tch I am. I scour the house to look for things
# 202 “adult teething” Read More »
a condiment my gf uses way too much of sour cream my reaction: My gf puts sour cream on everything. It’s getting to be frustrating. It’s fine to put a small dab of it on a taco, baked potato, or chili but when you saturate an entire dish it’s concerning. You’re no longer eating a
something kids can’t say when they get older back in my day my reaction: Kids these days can’t say “back in my day” when they get older because nothing is hard for them. All they do is swipe, stare, and look at a screen. They can’t talk about how hard their fingers got tired from
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a phrase people say about themselves that means nothing I’m going to work on me my reaction: I’ve heard people say, “I’m going to work on me” but not change a thing about themselves. They don’t go on a spiritual journey, take a class or meditate, they just do the thing they always do, nothing.
# 198 “igloo work” Read More »
the number of times my 6 year old said “d@mnt” during Christmas 4 my reaction: My 6 year old son swore three times during Christmas because he didn’t get the presents he wanted, then the fourth time he said it because he lost at a game that involved money. Money is the root of all
# 195 “d@mn’t woodstock” Read More »
