a deep thought….maybe If you don’t get scared by horror movies are they still horror movies? my reaction: I have a friend who watches horror movies and he doesn’t get scared. He doesn’t think they are scary at all. They are normal movies to him. I’m quite the opposite. I get scared of horror movies […]
# 180 “binge good” Read More »
not so fun fact about me My arm pits smell like Arby’s. my reaction: My arm pits smell like a roast beef sandwich from Arby’s and I don’t even eat there. I haven’t had a sandwich from there in over 10 years. Why do my pits smell like a beef cheddar sandwich with extra horsey
# 179 “not about me” Read More »
intro I went to Arizona without my family to visit another family. my reaction: I left my family to visit my brothers who live in Arizona which has been having record temperatures for heat. Phoenix set a record for having 30 days in a row over 110 and that’s where I was going. bud tender
# 174 “arizona flush” Read More »
cheeky intro If girls are wearing shorts that show their cheeks then my mom who is a grandma should be able to as well. my reaction: I think of it as restorative justice. Let’s even the playing field. If grandmas worldwide let their cheek hang out then the young girls would stop. Seriously, lets get
# 173 “bacon solution” Read More »
intro One night my gf wanted me to buy children swim trunks at 10pm. my reaction: Our son needed swim trunks for a summer school field trip to the pool the next day so my gf wanted me to go to Target and buy a pair at 10pm. There was no way I’m buying boy
# 172 “don’t listen” Read More »
a new phrase my son made up “you almost scared me out of the crap” my reaction: When my son is scared by something he will say, “you almost sacred me out of the crap.” The correct saying is “you almost scared the crap out of me” but I like his version better. His saying
# 171 “hey amazon” Read More »
fun fact about me My brothers and I don’t drink anymore so when we go out we eat a lot. my reaction: We don’t binge Busch, we binge burgers. We relapse on BBQ not Bacardi. Instead of taking shots we’re turning on croc pots. We don’t drink wine, we cook with wine. The only alcohol
# 169 “micro dose dreams” Read More »
intro/take my garb I love when it’s garbage day. I love watching them take all my garbage and shake it into the garbage truck. I love the sound. It’s so satisfying even though I just walked the garbage to the curb and they did the rest. It’s a great feeling to watch someone do something
a famous TV quote I don’t like “Won’t you be my neighbor”- Mister Rodgers my reaction: No thank you Mr. Rodgers. I don’t want to live in that neighborhood. Your neighborhood is full of wierd people. I wouldn’t want to live next door to Cousin Mary Owl. She is dressed like a green owl and
overheard a guy on the phone in a bathroom stall You need to change your mentality because right now everything is an option to you when it shouldn’t be. my reaction: I overheard this guy in the Target bathroom while he was in the stall give life advice to the person he was talking to
