overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to school today… I’m constipated.”- 8th grade step daughter my reaction: I’ve never heard that as a valid excuse to not go to school. I feel the opposite of constipation would keep kids from going to school. You have no worry of anything happening if […]
# 75 like absolutely no one dude Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “jesus woke me up today”- co worker My reaction: The same co worker who complained that he had to wake up today told me that Jesus woke him up. I asked him, “then aren’t you mad at Jesus?”. He said, “no… he’s our lord and savior”. I also
# 74 like a made up guy Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “you look like you’re from the Islands”- guy I just met My reaction: Thank you. I will take that as a compliment. Overall, good looking people from islands. Being from an island sounds way more interesting than someone who is not from a body of water. I feel
# 73 like Dennis Rodman again again? Yes. Read More »
A state motto that shouldn’t be “Great Faces, Great Places”- South Dakota My reaction: Great Faces? There are no great faces in South Dakota. The people are all weird looking. The weirder you look there the more normal you are. Obviously, I know they aren’t referencing the faces of the South Dakota people, it’s a
# 72 like Jason Kapono Read More »
overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “you need to get your sh*t together”- girl in car talking to someone my reaction: I know she wasn’t talking to me but in a way I feel like she was talking to me. Actually, I think she was talking to the world. Everyone has some sh*t they
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overheard at Home Depot “you can’t run a company with a bunch of idiots”– guy on phone My reaction: Best dumb advice I’ve ever heard. It’s a true statement but doesn’t need to be said. We all know you can’t run a company with “a bunch of idiots”. I love this guy for saying this
# 70 like Dennis Rodman Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “….” my reaction: Nothing. I overheard nothing. I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy taking in the fresh air of a small town up North in the middle of nowhere. your killing me small The family and I went to a small town in rural Wisconsin. It
# 69 almost like Dennis Rodman Read More »
a window decal I saw on a car as I drove by “Baby up in this b*tch” health rubs my reaction: While driving to the beach on Sunday I passed a car with a window decal that said “Baby up in this B*tch”. It was a spoof of the “Baby on Board” yellow decal that
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you need to start being a man”– me talking to my 4 year old son while filling water balloons My reaction: My son didn’t want to help with filling the water balloons so I told him straight up “you need to start being the man” because these water
# 67 like Taj Gibson Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “I sell elevators”- a guy I met my reaction: I never thought I would hear someone say “I sell elevators”. It caught me off guard. I’ve never even thought that was a job. I thought businesses just bought them from an elevator company. What confused me more was
#66 like Scott Pollard Again Read More »
