overheard in a conversation I was in “call me…. call me… I got that fire… call me”– a guy yelling out his car window driving by me trying to sell me drugs while I was on the phone with my mom my reaction: Sorry but I don’t have your phone number. How am I supposed […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I think all the sad and depressed children should be cryogenically frozen until this pandemic is over”- a co worker at work My reaction: Actually, not a bad idea. Can you cryogenically freeze me too? free the bun I’ve been man bun free for 3 months. I thought
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m going to take my mask off…. I feel like a loser”- my friend at the beach amongst hundreds of beach goers who weren’t wearing masks my reaction: Sometimes you got to chose looking cool over potentially getting Covid-19. shaking hands One of the best things about Covid-19
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I wake up every day stressed and nothing has even happened yet”-me telling my mom I have anxiety Reaction: What the hell has happened in my sleep that I have to be stressed about? Nothing. I’m asleep. food spelled backwards is doof I hate to ruin food for
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m making the good stuff… maxwell… you can wait if you want some”- co worker offering me coffee in the break room reaction: No thank you, I’m good. I don’t drink coffee but I’m pretty sure Maxwell is not the good stuff. the hell with your one way
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overheard in a conversation I was in “Say what you mean… don’t say what you think you mean”- step daughter to other step daughter arguing about something Reaction: Probably the deepest thing I’ve heard in awhile. I’ve been dwelling on this quote for weeks. It’s simple yet powerful. Man did it blow my mind. no
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overheard in a conversation I was in “be careful with that knife”- me to my 2 year old Reaction: I probably should’ve taken the knife from him…but to my defense… it was a butter knife. momma said knock you out I almost punched a mom. Not my mom. Not my kid’s mom. Someone else’s mom.
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overheard in a conversation I was in “The dentist office…which was 3 months ago”- my stepdaughter when asked when was the last time she flossed her teeth my reaction: Dentists floss your teeth for you…so technically you may have never flossed your teeth….ever. She is in 5th grade. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m not going to buy a pistol yet… I need to get my temper under control”– a friend talking about guns flour pigs While I was at the lakefront, an older lady pulled up in her Audi, got out, threw plain tortillas where the pigeons flock, and drove
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