overheard in a conversation I was in “your son’s going to have 10 kids by 10 different women!”- janitor at work talking about my three year old son My reaction: Well I’m glad she is confident about my son’s future as a womanizer. It hasn’t crossed my mind that he will be a dad yet. […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “Excuse me… that’s our wagon”- me to a couple of teen boys My reaction: I was playing with my son last week down by the creek. We couldn’t bring our wagon any closer because there was too much brush, so we left it on the sidewalk. A couple
something I said to my girlfriend that I should’ve kept to myself “that dad is hot… I want to be his assistant coach”- me to my gf my reaction: The hot dad I was referring to was the coach of my step daughter’s soccer team. Let me give you a quick description of this guy’s
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overheard in a conversation I was in “oh…he ate all the bologna… not one slice…not a few…the whole package”- the janitor at work talking about the other janitor who ate her bologna my reaction: She was fuming about how her coworker ate all her bologna. I’m glad she can confide in me because it was
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something to ponder Is a hot dog that’s cold still a hot dog or is it just a dog? my reaction: I’ve been thinking about this for a week straight. I’m losing sleep over it. I don’t even eat hot dogs and it’s consumed my life. I have yet to come to an answer. Now,
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tattoo I’ve seen that I can’t see anymore “Let it be”- my gf’s sister’s tattoo that she got removed my reaction: It’s a good tattoo if she just let it be but she didn’t. She had it removed months after getting it. Granted she was drunk when she got the tattoo. But it was a
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overheard by me “uh oh…oops…should I apologize? ”- me at Bucks game after my bottle cap accidentally hit a lady in the head my reaction: I shouldn’t have to ask someone to apologize, I should just do it. wine and dine me Last week, I took my gf to the Milwaukee Bucks first NBA playoff
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you got no butt”- me to my brother for the last 20 years my reaction: I’d like to make a formal apology to my brother. There’s no reason I have to comment on his butt size. Why should I care if his butt is flat or not? His
overheard a long time ago “Hey Coach… F*ck you!”- 5th grader to me when I kicked him out of soccer practice for punching another player my reaction: I had every right to kick this kid out of practice, he punched a kid. He told me to F off right before he got in his mother’s
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overheard a long time ago “Umm… those are my boobs… can I have them back?”- my 8th grade girlfriend to her friends stating what she would say if a guy ever touched her chest my reaction: All my friends felt bad for me when news broke that I wouldn’t be able to touch a boob.
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