convo with me and my gf Me: Which one is the everything bagel? Gf: Umm…the one with EVERYTHING on it. My reaction two days later: I don’t think that was a dumb question. The everything bagel does not have everything on it. I checked. It has some things. The everything bagel is just a sesame […]
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Overheard in a conversation I was in “my grandson is a hoe”- the custodian at work My reaction: I hope my mom never has to say that about my son. I don’t think my grandma has ever said that about me. Maybe she said something like “he had a few accidents” but would never call
lyrics that didn’t age well Bump N’ Grind by R. Kelly (1993) “My mind’s tellin’ me no, but my body, my body’s tellin’ me yesBaby, I don’t wanna hurt nobodyBut there is something that I must confess (to you). I don’t see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind” my reaction: The song should’ve
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thoughts with me brain I’m all about pronouns. I believe you should be addressed how you want to, but you know there is a some guy out there saying, “call me by my PRONOUN…. Bro and Brosef.” You know how you don’t know an answer to something like “what’s the capital of Arizona” and your
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thoughts with me A friend of mine quit her job because the work environment was toxic. I was surprised because she works from home. Here’s a solution… move. I took my son to get haircut at a boutique barbershop. It cost $30. I love my son but his hair is not worth $30. You ever
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conversations with my brain not brian The only bar I go to is the one on my keyboard… the Spacebar. The Spacebar is the longest button on the keyboard but does the least amount of work. Why is the mouse on a computer called a mouse? I don’t like mice, so I call my mouse
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overheard thoughts in my head “we never carved pumpkins when we were kids… we were too poor… instead… we carved cucumbers… we were poor but healthy”- me in a different universe You ever order a everything bagel and it was just a something bagel? I never saw a turkey and a pig and said, “wow
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overheard in a conversation I was in “We’re shutting down in 90 days”- my boss to me my reaction: In a way I was hoping for this. I’ve been burnt out at my job for awhile. It’s strange knowing where you work is going to close. It’s hard to put in the effort. Let’s just
what if… You know how people say “don’t mention it” when you thank them for doing a small favor. For example, “Thanks for helping me move…you’re so nice” and you respond, “ahh.. it’s nothing.. don’t mention it.”Well… what if someone said “don’t mention it” before you started talking? You wouldn’t have a conversation. bat the
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overheard in a conversation I was in “your grounded… gimme your phone”- gf to step daughter my reaction: My gf grounded her 8th grade daughter because she was hanging out with her friends too long. She was an hour late from being home on time. My gf “grounded her” meaning she took her phone away
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