overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “Who is this biddin guy?”- my twin brother talking about Joe Biden in 2012 My reaction: My brother was genuinely asking who he was. He doesn’t know much about politics. I don’t think he has ever voted. He actually said, “who is this biddin guy?”. […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you poisoned me”- my gf to me after I gave her what I thought was a regular CBD gummy my reaction: I gave my gf a CBD edible which I assumed was harmless. All the time I’ve taken CBD it hasn’t done much, but this CBD was different,
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I woke up with balls”- stepdaughter to me one weekday morning my reaction: What do you mean you woke up with balls? Did you wake up with different kinds of sport balls like basketball balls…tennis balls…soccer balls? “Nooo….they were real balls”. My follow up question, “well…how big were
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you want to pet him… don’t worry he doesn’t have rabies ”- a neighbor to my son and I who found a baby squirrel in her backyard My reaction: No we don’t to pet your baby squirrel. It’s a nasty rodent. It’s a rat with a bushy tail.
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overheard in a conversation I was in 15 years ago “you don’t promise ice cream and take it back”- my brother to me after I promised ice cream and then taking it back after realizing Diary Queen was open My reaction: Late night while stumbling in the midst of downtown Chicago lateI saw a Diary
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overheard in a conversation I was in “he was set on Chili’s”- a coworker of mine when asked what restaurant her and her husband went to My Reaction: On the previous Friday I had suggested they go to a local restaurant. I guess my suggestion wasn’t even considered by her husband. Last time I recommend
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overheard in a conversation I was in “get off my nuts”- me to my gf after dinner as my step child just shook her head in disgust as she walked into the kitchen My reaction: I forget in what context I used it in but it was in context. I think I was bragging to
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overheard in a conversation I was in “oh no…. the virus!- my friends telling me of a family fleeing the playground they just arrived at My reaction: I can’t help but laugh. I can just picture a family of 4 running away from a playground screaming “oh no the virus” as they point at my
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overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “your the world’s biggest doosh bag”– me to my younger brother while on vacation in San Diego My reaction: At the very moment he was the worlds largest d bag because he put bro’s before hoes. But in retrospect you should always put “hoes”
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you know it says in the bible… you can kill but not murder”- a coworker of mine who is also a pastor My reaction: I don’t know what to say anymore? It says in the bible you can kill but not murder? What bible are you reading…the NRA’s
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