“He’s a stalker but a funny stalker”- co worker of mine describing a guy that likes her my reaction: If your going to have a stalker they might as well be funny. if I only jelked While in college my roommate used to “jelk”. Jelking is the process of elongating your penis by pulling it […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you have commitment issues”- my gf to me my reaction: She is half right and half wrong. But how do you explain the fact that I’ve been with you the last 12 years? Riddle me that. Checkmate. The ball is in your court. How can I have commitment
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you can’t send this”…. “why not”….. “it’s smells like gasoline”- post office worker to my brother while he tried mailing family gifts for Christmas my reaction: My brother lost his sense of smell because of Covid so he didn’t realize a package he was sending smelled like gasoline.
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overheard in a conversation i was not in “I got a date….AND I’m pregnant“- co worker on the phone to whom I presume is now her ex my reaction: Well, it sounds like it was not going to work out with her ex. I overheard her talking on the phone in the parking lot at
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I forgot that I dated you last night”- me to my gf my reaction: She ended up saying, “rude”. Which to I replied, “I was sleeping….I don’t know what I do when I sleep”. It’s one of those comments that don’t need to be said at all. I
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overheard in a conversation I was in “my doctor told me to wash my face to avoid covid”- co worker my reaction: I don’t know if this is legit doctor advice or not? Am I supposed to wash my face every hour for 20 seconds? Who needs a vaccine when you can just rub some
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overheard in a conversation I was not in “let me see that thong”- 6th grade step daughter my reaction: One day I overheard my 6th grade stepdaughter singing “let me see that thong” by Sisqo in the basement to herself. I’m not sure that she knows what a thong is, but she was really belting
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overheard in a conversation I was in “do I always smell?”- 6th grade stepdaughter my reaction: When she asked me, I repeated the question, took my time to answer, and said “no… not always”. I would compare your smell to the scent of the opening of a bag of sour cream and onion chips. If
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overheard in a conversation I was in last week “how many kids do you have?”- my dad my reaction: It’s a legitimate question for someone I haven’t talked to in years even though he is my father. Plus, I don’t have social media and he doesn’t either. He left a message and said, “Curt Pochert…
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overheard in a conversation I was not in “Are you lonely?”- grade school friend to my mom a few weeks ago my reaction: My mom was walking her dog and she saw a friend of mine from elementary school. They made small talk, caught up, you know the usual banter. He told her “you look
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