overheard in a conversation I was in “You should really go to this new pizza place… it’s really good”- my girlfriend recommending a restaurant she has never been to a couple we met at a park my reaction: You can’t recommend a place you’ve never been to. Right? She did not only recommend a place […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in “he was an ugly baby… he wasn’t ugly “ugly” though… he had potential…”– my mom talking about my younger brother as a baby my reaction: I like how my mom clarifies the ugliness of one of her children. He wasn’t “ugly ugly” just regular ugly. Not sure if
# 17 like Mario Elie Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “It’s not what you think…. I’m not going to explain it”- a guy telling my friend after shaking his hand not explaining why he was wearing a mask at the cornhole league we play at My reaction: Umm… then what is it? We’re in the middle of a
# 16 like John Salley Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “You should really be wearing shoes”- my neighbor telling me something important while I was mowing the lawn My reaction: Does he think I’m going to lose a foot? I am not going to lose a foot. It’s highly unlikely. Doesn’t this guy know about “Earthing”? Earthing is
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overheard in a conversation I was in “call me…. call me… I got that fire… call me”– a guy yelling out his car window driving by me trying to sell me drugs while I was on the phone with my mom my reaction: Sorry but I don’t have your phone number. How am I supposed
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I think all the sad and depressed children should be cryogenically frozen until this pandemic is over”- a co worker at work My reaction: Actually, not a bad idea. Can you cryogenically freeze me too? free the bun I’ve been man bun free for 3 months. I thought
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m going to take my mask off…. I feel like a loser”- my friend at the beach amongst hundreds of beach goers who weren’t wearing masks my reaction: Sometimes you got to chose looking cool over potentially getting Covid-19. shaking hands One of the best things about Covid-19
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I wake up every day stressed and nothing has even happened yet”-me telling my mom I have anxiety Reaction: What the hell has happened in my sleep that I have to be stressed about? Nothing. I’m asleep. food spelled backwards is doof I hate to ruin food for
#10 like Manute Bol Read More »
overheard in a conversation I was in “I’m making the good stuff… maxwell… you can wait if you want some”- co worker offering me coffee in the break room reaction: No thank you, I’m good. I don’t drink coffee but I’m pretty sure Maxwell is not the good stuff. the hell with your one way
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overheard in a conversation I was in “be careful with that knife”- me to my 2 year old Reaction: I probably should’ve taken the knife from him…but to my defense… it was a butter knife. momma said knock you out I almost punched a mom. Not my mom. Not my kid’s mom. Someone else’s mom.
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