thoughts with me A friend of mine quit her job because the work environment was toxic. I was surprised because she works from home. Here’s a solution… move. I took my son to get haircut at a boutique barbershop. It cost $30. I love my son but his hair is not worth $30. You ever […]
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conversations with my brain not brian The only bar I go to is the one on my keyboard… the Spacebar. The Spacebar is the longest button on the keyboard but does the least amount of work. Why is the mouse on a computer called a mouse? I don’t like mice, so I call my mouse
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overheard thoughts in my head “we never carved pumpkins when we were kids… we were too poor… instead… we carved cucumbers… we were poor but healthy”- me in a different universe You ever order a everything bagel and it was just a something bagel? I never saw a turkey and a pig and said, “wow
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overheard in a conversation I was in “We’re shutting down in 90 days”- my boss to me my reaction: In a way I was hoping for this. I’ve been burnt out at my job for awhile. It’s strange knowing where you work is going to close. It’s hard to put in the effort. Let’s just
what if… You know how people say “don’t mention it” when you thank them for doing a small favor. For example, “Thanks for helping me move…you’re so nice” and you respond, “ahh.. it’s nothing.. don’t mention it.”Well… what if someone said “don’t mention it” before you started talking? You wouldn’t have a conversation. bat the
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overheard in a conversation I was in “your grounded… gimme your phone”- gf to step daughter my reaction: My gf grounded her 8th grade daughter because she was hanging out with her friends too long. She was an hour late from being home on time. My gf “grounded her” meaning she took her phone away
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overheard in a conversation I was in “jesus woke me up today”- co worker My reaction: The same co worker who complained that he had to wake up today told me that Jesus woke him up. I asked him, “then aren’t you mad at Jesus?”. He said, “no… he’s our lord and savior”. I also
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you look like you’re from the Islands”- guy I just met My reaction: Thank you. I will take that as a compliment. Overall, good looking people from islands. Being from an island sounds way more interesting than someone who is not from a body of water. I feel
# 73 like Dennis Rodman again again? Yes. Read More »
overheard in a conversation I wasn’t in “you need to get your sh*t together”- girl in car talking to someone my reaction: I know she wasn’t talking to me but in a way I feel like she was talking to me. Actually, I think she was talking to the world. Everyone has some sh*t they
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overheard at Home Depot “you can’t run a company with a bunch of idiots”– guy on phone My reaction: Best dumb advice I’ve ever heard. It’s a true statement but doesn’t need to be said. We all know you can’t run a company with “a bunch of idiots”. I love this guy for saying this
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