something i do when i get mad at my gf take a dump in her toilet my reaction: I have the luxury of having my own bathroom but if my gf makes me mad (about something I shouldn’t be mad about) then it’s on. I like to drop a big fat one in her bathroom […]
something people don’t experience nowadays getting lost my reaction: When’s the last time you’ve been lost? There is no way you can be lost anymore if you have a smartphone. I don’t have a smartphone. I got lost going to a bar that was 20 minutes away from house. There was a total of three
something i’ve been saying a lot free the nipple my reaction: Lately, I’ve been asking my gf to free the nipple. I’ve asked her several times throughout the week to ‘free the nipple’. However, she has not freed the nipple. Her nipple is still in captivity. She needs to be free from societal norms, our
something I overheard in a conversation i wasn’t in read the Bible you idiot! my reaction: I was at a festival recently and I talked to a bathroom attendant. A bathroom attendant is a festival employee that ensures the bathroom is clean. I asked him how many guys wash their hands and he said, “70%
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a deep thought….maybe If you don’t get scared by horror movies are they still horror movies? my reaction: I have a friend who watches horror movies and he doesn’t get scared. He doesn’t think they are scary at all. They are normal movies to him. I’m quite the opposite. I get scared of horror movies
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intro One day while I was driving in the country I kept saying “I’m at peace…I’m at peace” when I really wasn’t. peeve cream Being in a relationship for me is hard. I will admit it. After dinner one night I started to write down my pet peeves for my gf. My pet peeves are
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children’s game I don’t understand Hungry Hungry Hippos my reaction: You guys remember the game Hungry Hungry Hippos? I want to know how are all these hippos still hungry? You’re telling me after all these years that these hippos are still hungry? They just can’t seem to curb their appetite? They should be hangry now.
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overheard in a conversation I was in “….” my reaction: Nothing. I overheard nothing. I wasn’t paying attention. I was too busy taking in the fresh air of a small town up North in the middle of nowhere. your killing me small The family and I went to a small town in rural Wisconsin. It
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overheard in a conversation I was in “Excuse me… that’s our wagon”- me to a couple of teen boys My reaction: I was playing with my son last week down by the creek. We couldn’t bring our wagon any closer because there was too much brush, so we left it on the sidewalk. A couple
overheard in a conversation I was in “oh…he ate all the bologna… not one slice…not a few…the whole package”- the janitor at work talking about the other janitor who ate her bologna my reaction: She was fuming about how her coworker ate all her bologna. I’m glad she can confide in me because it was
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