overheard in a conversation I was in “you got no butt”- me to my brother for the last 20 years my reaction: I’d like to make a formal apology to my brother. There’s no reason I have to comment on his butt size. Why should I care if his butt is flat or not? His […]
Intro For my 55th blog here is a compilation of 55 one liners I’ve wrote on napkins, receipts, and whatever else I can write my thoughts on. doing lines like Scarface A lot of my friends have dad bods…. none of them are fathers….they just like pizza. My feet are so dumb …once in high
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overheard in my brain “I have confidence in having no confidence”– my brain my reaction: Technically, I do have confidence then. baritone There is a guy at work who talks with a deep voice. I tend to match his tone when I talk to him. I don’t want my manhood to go down the drain
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“He’s a stalker but a funny stalker”- co worker of mine describing a guy that likes her my reaction: If your going to have a stalker they might as well be funny. if I only jelked While in college my roommate used to “jelk”. Jelking is the process of elongating your penis by pulling it
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overheard in a conversation I was in “The dentist office…which was 3 months ago”- my stepdaughter when asked when was the last time she flossed her teeth my reaction: Dentists floss your teeth for you…so technically you may have never flossed your teeth….ever. She is in 5th grade. It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood
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