overheard in a conversation I was in “do I always smell?”- 6th grade stepdaughter my reaction: When she asked me, I repeated the question, took my time to answer, and said “no… not always”. I would compare your smell to the scent of the opening of a bag of sour cream and onion chips. If […]
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overheard in a conversation I was in last week “how many kids do you have?”- my dad my reaction: It’s a legitimate question for someone I haven’t talked to in years even though he is my father. Plus, I don’t have social media and he doesn’t either. He left a message and said, “Curt Pochert…
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overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “I’m relaxing… muscle relaxing….”- me to my brother while in college after he questioned me on why I didn’t want to talk to a girl who was interested in me after I just took a muscle relaxer my reaction: This girl was literally throwing
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overheard in a conversation I was not in “Are you lonely?”- grade school friend to my mom a few weeks ago my reaction: My mom was walking her dog and she saw a friend of mine from elementary school. They made small talk, caught up, you know the usual banter. He told her “you look
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overheard in a conversation I was in a long time ago “Who is this biddin guy?”- my twin brother talking about Joe Biden in 2012 My reaction: My brother was genuinely asking who he was. He doesn’t know much about politics. I don’t think he has ever voted. He actually said, “who is this biddin guy?”.
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you poisoned me”- my gf to me after I gave her what I thought was a regular CBD gummy my reaction: I gave my gf a CBD edible which I assumed was harmless. All the time I’ve taken CBD it hasn’t done much, but this CBD was different,
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overheard in a conversation I was in “I woke up with balls”- stepdaughter to me one weekday morning my reaction: What do you mean you woke up with balls? Did you wake up with different kinds of sport balls like basketball balls…tennis balls…soccer balls? “Nooo….they were real balls”. My follow up question, “well…how big were
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overheard in a conversation I was in “you want to pet him… don’t worry he doesn’t have rabies ”- a neighbor to my son and I who found a baby squirrel in her backyard My reaction: No we don’t to pet your baby squirrel. It’s a nasty rodent. It’s a rat with a bushy tail.
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overheard in a conversation I was in “it smells like smoke in here”- my step daughter to me and her mom while we were in the kitchen after I just gone smoking CBD in the bathroom My reaction: When brought up with this statement her mom said, “ask curt”. I immediately responded “its incense”. You
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overheard in a conversation I was in 15 years ago “you don’t promise ice cream and take it back”- my brother to me after I promised ice cream and then taking it back after realizing Diary Queen was open My reaction: Late night while stumbling in the midst of downtown Chicago lateI saw a Diary
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